
It’s Wednesday, January 20, 2010 and that can only mean one thing!

But first, mega woo hoos to Senator Elect Brown! Plus, my heartfelt thanks to the good people of Massachusetts. You’ve bought us some breathing room and I for one am hugely grateful.
As expected, lots of reader mail poured in just this mroing.
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Hi Elim,
I don’t buy it. I don’t think the democrats will move to the center. There’s too many of them that truly believe that they’re heeding a higher calling. Look at your own Max Baucus. Do you really think he gives a rat’s ass about what the people in Montana want? Heck no. He does however know what’s best for you, just like the Obamanator. Even if Brown wins in Massachusetts, (thank God for spell-check) the democrats will do anything to get the healthcare bill passed. The outrage that follows won’t mean a thing to them. It’ll get drowned out by their higher calling. Riley |
Hi Riley, With Brown winning handily in Massachusetts, we’re at least now gonna see their true colors. Obama is an idiot in a lot of ways, but there’s just no way he can see this as anything but a wholesale rejection of his agenda. Elim |
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Wow! A republican senator from Massachusetts? Like you said, those are some pissed off liberals. Hopefully, we’ll be able to heave this Obamacare monstrosity over the side and with it a huge part of the plan to turn this into a socialist nation. Randy |
Hi Randy, I sure slept a lot easier last night. Onward to November! Elim |
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Hi Elim,
I like the new “Death to This Sort of Thing” segment. I 100% agree with you on charity scams. People who would do that would do anything and we have no place for them in our civilization. Butch |
Hi Butch, Glad you like it. Sometimes the creative staff comes up with a good one. It was a choice between that or “It Rubs the Lotion…” Elim |
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Hey,
Like you said, it’s all about packaging. The republicans packaged up a candidate with pretty paper and the people of Massachusetts bought him. Special interests wins and the people have wait. Sarah |
Hi Sarah, Yes, it’s all about packaging. Yep, the republicans did it right for a change. It’s now gonna be just a little tougher to strip away those pesky liberties we so cling to. Elim |
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Hi Elim,
No one knew how to react to your hand salute coupon. It provided amusement when we tried to redeem it. One baker told me “We don’t have any liquor that speaks!” Many thanks! Eckhardt |
Hi Eckhardt, Glad you enjoyed it. The mental image of presenting such a coupon to a German baker brings me many grins. Elim |
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Hi Elim,
Whatever happened to that “Destructor” guy? I can only imagine him in the civilian world. Calvin |
Hi Calvin, Airman Destructor received a “hardship” discharge from the Air Force. For years to come, it was hotly debated as to whom the hardship was on; him or the USAF. My theory is that being the antichrist is incompatible with military sevice. I know he spent a lot of time doing work for the local school for the deaf and blind and received many accolades there from. The thinking was that the school had some kind of magic talisman that prevented him from causing chaos there. No idea where he wound up in civilian life, but rumor has it that he was personally driven to the airport by our commander and superintendent. Elim |
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Dude,
You should do this for a living. Chuck |
Hi Chuck, Thanks. I’m actually working toward doing that very thing. Waiting on just a couple more harbingers before I make a move. Elim |
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Elim,
I think Random Fact Guy made up that thing about “Slap Therapy” and Herman Muust. I can’t find anything on Google about it. Gary |
Hi Gary, You’re right. He made it up. I’ve punished the creative staff accordingly and will personally verify all “Facts” in the future. Thanks for calling this to my attention. Elim |
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Elim,
Can I ask that you stop referring to the females in your life as “bitches?” We’re what you love most and you shouldn’t refer to us in that way. KC |
Hi KC,
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In other news, I’ll admit to being more than a little chipper over the results of yesterday’s vote. We were pretty damned close to having a major chunk of the socialist agenda shoved down our national throat. Liberals want to call republicans “The party of no.” and I’m happy to say that I agree.

No to increased government. No to higher taxes. No to unfettered spending.

I’m still pretty pissed at the republican party, but I’m glad to see they at least got this one right.

Now, back to the drawing board, you dweebs.

No Chris today. Had to do this all by myself. Well, with Lynette’s help, but she views each tech support call as a direct, personal attack by whomever she’s filling in for.