It’s Friday, September 30, 2011 we’re still looking for an easy way to turn a buck:
Just tell me what you want an explanation for and from whom you want it and I’ll demand it! Of course there’s no guarantee that you’ll actually get an explanation, but I’ll demand it!
Until then, welcome to:
I expected a fortune cookie, but got a bummer cookie:
Really, Joe? You need two streets?
My old printer just needed ink cartridges:
It’s true, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Your Doing it Wrong Guy at the gravel pit:
No, it doesn’t:
This just in from our “Good Shooting, Tex” Desk – We have reports coming in that terrorist spokesman Anwar al-Awlaki is worm food.
Rumors are that the US Born, Al Qaeda “cleric” was whacked in a drone attack in the mountains of Yemem.
Okay look, when I enhance images, I do it for the LOLs. When people do it for political attack ads, it’s douche-baggery in its highest form. An ad being run in Montana by the National Republican Senatorial Committee, includes a picture of Montana democratic senator Jon Tester yucking it up with His Obamaness.
In the photo, Tester’s left hand seems to have regrown the three fingers he lost in a childhood accident.
As much as I want Tester to be a former senator, I can’t abide doctoring photos for political purposes. If you’re doing it for grins, then at least be funny.
In yet another attempt to gauge support for Obama’s jobs bill, we called 87 randomly selected phone numbers in Santa Fe, NM and asked:
“Do you have a badger hat?”
These are the results of the 50 that provided a response.
When asked to provide analysis, our staff statistician called me names and hung up. Maybe we’ll wait until after 5 AM and ask again. For now, we’re calling the results inconclusive.
That’s it for this week. Have an excellent Friday and a safe and pleasant weekend. Be sure to tune in Monday for Mike’s in-depth report on the history of rubber bands in American politics!
Over to you, RFG!
