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It&#8217;s Tuesday, September 7, 2010 and it&#8217;s off to work I go.  Since I&#8217;m off on Fridays, this will be a very short week for me.  Unfortunately, my work doesn&#8217;t go away just because all the end users (and me) take a day off.  Still, my weekend is just three days away [...]]]></description>
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It&#8217;s Tuesday, September 7, 2010 and it&#8217;s off to work I go.  Since I&#8217;m off on Fridays, this will be a very short week for me.  Unfortunately, my work doesn&#8217;t go away just because all the end users (and me) take a day off.  Still, my weekend is just three days away now!</p>
<p>We&#8217;re adding a new feature this week.  We&#8217;ve not yet decided what day to put in on, but for now, </p>
<p><img src="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm223/elimtevir/new/survey1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></p>
<p>Let me know if there&#8217;s any survey questions you&#8217;d like asked to my Cast Of Characters and I&#8217;ll be happy to oblige.  </p>
<p>Like I said, it&#8217;s Tuesday and that, good people means:<br />
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I had some good bosses when I was in the Air Force.  In fact, my last boss in the Air Force was such a good boss, I decided to leave the military because I knew things would never be that good again.  My last assignment was the best and anything after was certain to be a disappointment. I figured to go out on a good note. </p>
<p>But for the most part, I always seemed to get stuck under a boss that was an idiot, a drunk, a tyrant or ROAD (Retired On Active Duty). </p>
<p>Chuckie was one of the tyrant varieties.  </p>
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<p>I had gotten into a rather serious confrontation with our flight chief over what I considered to be his utter ineptitude at running a flight of missile cops.  Yes, he was a Master Sergeant, but this solely by his ability to pass tests.  His leadership skills were roughly equivalent to that of a ripe summer squash and my complaints had finally reached the upper levels of the squadron. </p>
<p>When confronted about it by my commander, I produced a multitude of instances where my flight chief displayed poor judgment and a conspicuous lack of balls. The commander agreed somewhat, but was in a position where he couldn&#8217;t can a senior NCO because of the gripes (justified as they be) of a junior NCO. </p>
<p>For my punishment, I was assigned to another flight, this one led by the psychotic despot, Chuckie.</p>
<p>Chuckie was vertically challenged  and it bugged the hell out of him. Had he come before Napoleon, it would be called a &#8220;Chuckie Complex.&#8221;  If you were like me, big, tall and able to whip some ass, he took it as his personal mission in life to make your life as miserable as possible.  I&#8217;m guessing he got picked on a lot as a kid, so now was his chance to get even. </p>
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<p>He was a stickler for regulations.  In and of itself, this was okay because most good NCOs are. It&#8217;s our reactions to deviation from regulations that sets us apart.  Chuckie reacted by freaking the hell out over every little thing.  If you were found to be in violation, no matter how miniscule the infraction, you could absolutely count on being threatened with with a courts martial.  You could also count on getting at least some form of written admonishment being placed in your file.  His flight had more LORs (Letter Of Reprimand) than the other 4 flights combined. </p>
<p>Chuckie delighted in being as big a pain in the ass as humanly possible.  I once made the mistake of misspelling &#8220;relieved&#8221; in a blotter entry (this was before computers, all we had were typewriters) and was made to come in on my break to correct it. Never mind that my spelling of the word did in no way alter the meaning of the blotter entry. Never mind that he and our Lieutenant had both missed it and hacked off on my blotter.  This word was misspelled and anyone reading about the happenings in the Fox flight area for 23 Mar 93 could surmise that the missiles in our care were in jeopardy because &#8220;A1C Someone <B>releived</B> A1C Someoneelse.&#8221;</p>
<p>Turns out our doofus Ops Officer had started keeping track of misspelled items in the blotters and was running a tally. Chuckie was bound and determined to win this ridiculous contest at all costs.  After a month, it was announced that we in fact did have the fewest spelling errors on our blotters.  This entitled us to a &#8220;buy one, get the second at the same price&#8221; deal for coffee at the chow hall.  I think it was supposed to be a source of pride, but as for me and the other Crew Chief&#8217;s (except one) it just made us want to shove that dictionary up Chuckie&#8217;s wazoo. </p>
<p>The only person on our flight that liked Chuckie was Danny H.  Danny had just put on Staff Sergeant and was given a crew to chief.  Three other NCOs on the flight outranked young Danny, but none could match his skills at sucking up.  To further acerbate things, Chuckie gave him the SCP (Squadron Command Post) crew, which is SUPPOSED to be ran by the ranking Crew Chief. I made the mistake of questioning Chuckie on this and was treated to rant, rave and foam at the mouth ass-chewing, the gist of which was that we other Crew Chiefs should be more like Danny H. </p>
<p>Fortunately, we didn&#8217;t and ran our crews ourselves.  Unlike Danny H. who would call Chuckie for guidance on every little thing.  During a Crew Chief&#8217;s meeting, Danny H. suggested something really stupid (I don&#8217;t recall what) and the ripped him to pieces.  He complained to Chuckie that we &#8220;weren&#8217;t accepting him&#8221; and we got treated to another tirade about how we NCOs were supposed to stick together.  I made the mistake of pointing out that we WERE sticking together and that it was Danny H. that wasn&#8217;t the team player. That spawned another prolonged outburst of bitter denunciation about how we couldn&#8217;t possibly understand what he and Danny H. were trying to accomplish.  </p>
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<p>They deserved each other. </p>
<p>Chukie liked to tell everyone that if you worked for him, you earned your pay.  I always countered by pointing out that people on other flights earned their pay too, but didn&#8217;t have to put up with a trainload of crap from a short, insecure psycho.  What I earned was a deep, abiding hatred for people who enjoy making things ten times as hard as they need to be.  </p>
<p>It&#8217;s actually Chuckie who I have to thank for my deciding to get out of the Air Force, earn my degree and embark on a career that I really dig. Had Chuckie not marked me down on my last performance eval at Malmstrom, I would have made Tech Sergeant (I missed it by .04 points) and been ineligible for the early out program. </p>
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<p>I will never forget our last encounter.  I was in the final stages of out-processing from Malmstrom (heading for Germany) when I ran into him at our squadron building. He extended his hand and told me that &#8220;it had been a pleasure serving with me.&#8221;  I shook his hand and told him that he was without question, the sorriest excuse for a flight chief that I&#8217;d ever encountered and that should I happen upon him when either of us is a civilian, I would beat him into a fine, powdery dust.  I watched him storm off, in search of some unfortunate soul upon which he could exact his revenge.  </p>
<p>So it was with some surprise that I got a Facebook friend invite from this bucket of hog genitals.  </p>
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<p>I added the &#8220;Stab&#8221; button.  I think it&#8217;s something Facebook should incorporate.  If someone sends you some eggs from Farmville, you should be able to  send them a stab in return.<br />
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		<title>Déchets Sauce au Fromage</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Sep 2010 11:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s Monday, September 6, 2010.  Happy Labor Day! Although I&#8217;ve never seen the logic in celebrating American labor by taking a day off from it, I like having days off.  The trouble though is that in my line of work, the need for my labor doesn&#8217;t go away just because a day on [...]]]></description>
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It&#8217;s Monday, September 6, 2010.  Happy Labor Day! Although I&#8217;ve never seen the logic in celebrating American labor by taking a day off from it, I like having days off.  The trouble though is that in my line of work, the need for my labor doesn&#8217;t go away just because a day on the calender is marked as a holiday.  </p>
<p>But still, it beats workin&#8217;. </p>
<p><img src="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm223/elimtevir/new/no-ditches.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></p>
<p>In other news, we all know the Bush Tax Cuts are due to expire in January.  The Obama Coterie is looking for ways to extend the tax cuts, but only for some of us.  If you earn more than $250K a year, you&#8217;re pretty much hosed.  His Obamaness wants to re-impose pre-Bush taxes on people in that group. </p>
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<p>Yeah, here we go again with the &#8220;tax cuts for the wealthy&#8221; crap.  Look, wealth generates wealth.  Sure, the people that have the dough to invest get a return on their money, but what&#8217;s wrong with that?  THIS IS GOOD FOR THE ECONOMY!!!  The money they&#8217;re investing is creating jobs (a hellava lot faster than unemployment checks and &#8220;stimulus&#8221; money) and adding an extra tax burden to the people who are doing the investing (READ: Risking their wealth) means one and only one thing: They won&#8217;t be investing as much. </p>
<p>Plus, what do you think these people are doing with the returns on their investments?  Unless they&#8217;re stuffing mattresses with it, it goes right back into the economy as&#8230; investments.  Sure, they avoid a tax burden by doing this, but think about it for a minute.  Would you rather have that dough flow straight back into the economy or would you prefer a chunk of it detour through the federal government to be spent in some of the most inefficient, idiotic ways possible? </p>
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<p>I just hope when the midterm elections are done, we&#8217;ll have a congress that&#8217;s more interested in sticking to its Constitutional mandate than trying to change it. </p>
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<p>Yeah, I know.  Monkeys could fly out of my butt too. </p>
<p>In other news, I don&#8217;t understand some people on Facebook. </p>
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<p>Why on earth would you seek out someone that:<br />
<UL><br />
<LI>You&#8217;ve not in any way interacted with for more than 17 years,<br />
<LI>who hated your guts back then,<br />
<LI>because you made their job a living hell,<br />
<LI>with your Napoleon complex?<br />
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<p>No, hell no, Chuckie. The only thing I want to hear about you is that you got hit by a bus, lived long enough to taste your own blood and then got eaten by bears. </p>
<p>Facebook is great for staying connected to your previous lives, but damn, this is sure one I don&#8217;t want to think about.  No, no, Chuckie, go kill yourself. </p>
<p>But thanks, now I&#8217;m all pissed off.  Here we go!</p>
<p>In local news, the Billings school district has asked voters to approve a couple of bond proposals totaling $12 million. Supposedly, this will bring in some kind of matching &#8220;stimulus&#8221; money from the feds.  It&#8217;s unclear to me how this is supposed to be paid back, but it sounds an awfully lot like my taxes will go up. </p>
<p>As I understand it, bonds have got to be PAID BACK and other than giving taxpayers the bill, I don&#8217;t see who else is gonna get stuck with the sack. </p>
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<p>Yes, I too have come to view this school district as something of a black hole into which we pour money that seems to disappear.  I mean come on, they&#8217;re talking about $128 Billion in deferred maintenance costs.  How the heck do you rack up that much?  If a roof needs replaced, what happened to the money that&#8217;s budgeted FOR maintenance like this? </p>
<p>It&#8217;s not like things never break or wear out.  With the possible exception of chopped, frozen spinach, everyone knows this. I wanna know what they&#8217;ve been spending the maintenance budget on if not maintenance.</p>
<p>So the ballot says what the dough is to be spent on.  I got a sneaking hunch that there&#8217;s gonna be some smoke-and-mirrors accounting here and a good chunk of it will go to salary increases.   Call it a &#8220;spider sense&#8221; kind of feeling</p>
<p>To put it bluntly, I don&#8217;t trust the school board. I&#8217;ve never quite forgiven them for not crushing the union when they went out on strike a few years back. </p>
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<p>Yeah, I&#8217;m mostly anti-union, but I am mega-anti-teachers-union.  I hold the NEA and other, sundry teachers unions responsible for the decline in our nation&#8217;s eduction.  They have fought at every turn, the ONE thing that will ensure quality education in our public school systems, that being a performance-based system to determine pay and advancement. At present, you just have to not get fired in order to eventually move into the next highest pay bracket. You don&#8217;t have to add value, you just have to do enough to not get canned. </p>
<p>Some would argue that experience adds value and I would agree, if experience ALWAYS yields a better teacher.  Going back to my high school days, the absolute worst teachers I had were the most experienced.  Even though my youngest graduated just a couple years ago, I&#8217;ve had to go toe-to-toe with some of her and her sibling&#8217;s teachers over what I call overt sloth. The laziest, most incompetent teachers I had to deal with were also he most experienced.  </p>
<p>No, until the teachers unions start getting real about performance, I&#8221;m not all that enthusiastic about wanting their pay increased.  But it&#8217;ll be increased as long as Billings has a gutless, and (to the tune of $128 Million bucks) inept school board.  </p>
<p>Enough of that.  On to this week&#8217;s feature!<br />
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<p>Thursday evening, I decreed that we shall go again to Ciao Mamba for dinner.  I thought it a good idea to invite my eldest daughter and my granddaughter to accompany us, so I called and persuaded them to join us. </p>
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<p>And it was a great idea.  It&#8217;s fun, watching a 7 year-old pallet develop.  At first, she wanting nothing to do with the Italian Nachos.  They looked nothing like the nachos she&#8217;s used to, so she wasn&#8217;t about to try them.  I got  her to try one, dipped in the sauce and that was all it took .  She plowed into them like a small, blond badger going through a prairie dog town.  We finally had to cut her off because even the kid portion of spaghetti is formidable to say the least. </p>
<p>When presented with her bowl of spaghetti, we were immediately back to &#8220;this isn&#8217;t the way I&#8217;m used to&#8221; but again, a bit of bit of urging was all it took.  She tore into it and i was beginning to wonder if she&#8217;d ever eaten before.  By the time she came up for air, just a few strands of pasta were left in the bottom of her bowl.  She then finished off the rest of the nachos. </p>
<p>My daughter had the Quattro Formaggio Ravioli (four-cheese) in a garlic marina sauce and proclaimed it to be excellent all the way around.  Good enough to recommend that we get a go-order to take to her sister when she got off work.  I was tempted to sneak a bite. It looked and smelled incredible. </p>
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<p>The wife and I had Fettuccini alla Rustica, mine sans the chicken.  It was as usual excellent.  The aged parmesan cream sauce is awesome and works quiet well with shrimp.  </p>
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<p>This time, I pushed it back about halfway through, because I was looking forward to desert and my granddaughter&#8217;s reaction to it. </p>
<p>Zeppolis are balls of pizza dough, fried and dusted with powered sugar.  They come with a variety of dipping sauces and are one of the things I can make myself sick eating.  The wife and I have tried to get through an order by ourselves, but never have.  Again, my granddaughter was skeptical, but was soon spearing, dipping and eating the morsels at a brisk and steady pace.  </p>
<p>Our server was a new gal named Alia and she was marvelous in every aspect. It&#8217;s obvious that this joint is serious about the customer experience.  From the time we walked in until we waddled out,  we were treated like royalty.  It&#8217;s great to have excellent cooks and excellent serving staff.  Thanks for a most enjoyable supper and you can bet the ranch we&#8217;ll be regulars.<br />
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<p>That&#8217;s it for this Monday. If you have to work today, I bummed out for you. Have a great day anyway.  If you&#8217;re off today, be safe, have fun and you can, take it easy &#8211; you have to work tomorrow.  </p>
<p>Speaking of which, tune in tomorrow for another Story Time where we finally get to the bottom of the Texas Toast Incident. </p>
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It&#8217;s Friday, September 3, 2010 and I had a pretty darned good week. I finished off three major projects this week and started on another one.  I love my job!

The Westboro &#8220;Baptist&#8221; are back in the news. 

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It&#8217;s Friday, September 3, 2010 and I had a pretty darned good week. I finished off three major projects this week and started on another one.  I love my job!</p>
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<p>The Westboro &#8220;Baptist&#8221; are back in the news. </p>
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<p>A federal judge in Nebraska overturned the state law prohibits desecration of the US flag.  I find it hugely ironic that a group of people how openly despise liberty would claim protection under the 1st Amendment of our Constitution. I could go off on another rant about these nit wits, but I&#8217;m again not feeling all that wordy today. All I can say is that anyone who desecrates  a US flag in my presence is gonna learn just how bad a bad day can be.  </p>
<p>In other news, my favorite coffee cup has returned!</p>
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<p>When we got back from Wyoming, I all but disassembled my truck, looking for it.  I had pretty much resigned myself to the notion that I&#8217;d left it at my mother in-law&#8217;s house and would likely never see it again.  But, when I got in the truck to head home last night, there it was on the passenger side floor.  </p>
<p>I sure hope my truck doesn&#8217;t have those gremlins that like to hide stuff, then put it out when you&#8217;re NOT looking for it. </p>
<p>A wild Obama appears!<br />
<img src="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm223/elimtevir/new/obama-brush-golf.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></p>
<p>That&#8217;s odd, isn&#8217;t it?<br />
<img src="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm223/elimtevir/new/cups.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></p>
<p>So, here&#8217;s why today&#8217;s blog is late.<br />
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<LI>Picked my grapes<br />
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<LI>Took most of them to Roberta and traded them for peaches!<br />
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Yay! Peaches! </p>
<p><LI>Here be Basset hounds!<br />
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<p>Good trade, huh?  Anyway, I tried crying &#8220;Wee, wee, wee!&#8221; all the way home, but the wife put a stop to it about halfway down the McDowell&#8217;s driveway. </p>
<p>That&#8217;s it for today.  Please, please, please, everyone be safe and have a most excellent Labor Day weekend! Bring it on down, Random Fact Guy!</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 10:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s Thursday, September 2, 2010 and sometimes fate sprinkles a little poo in your rice.  That&#8217;s all I have to say about that. 



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It&#8217;s Thursday, September 2, 2010 and sometimes fate sprinkles a little poo in your rice.  That&#8217;s all I have to say about that. </p>
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<LI> I don&#8217;t have much use for the crazy woman who drives the silver VW that works in one of the offices downstairs from me.  Last night, we both exited the building at the same time and got in our vehicles.  For reasons known only to crazy people, she backed out of her spot only to stop directly behind my truck.  I could barely see the tail end of her bug in my rear view mirror.  Since I didn&#8217;t need to back out, this was but a curiosity and I pulled forward to exit the parking lot. </p>
<p>Only this lunatic then pulls a 180 and tries to race me to the parking lot exit.  When she saw she wasn&#8217;t going to beat me, she slammed on her brakes and sat there glaring at me.  I think I&#8217;ll print out one of these and slap it on her bumper to alert other drivers:<br />
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<p><LI>I don&#8217;t like leaving things at my mother-in-law&#8217;s house when we go to visit.  I seem to have ran off and left my favorite coffee cup there.  It turned out okay though because when we got back the two new ones I&#8217;d ordered had arrived: </p>
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<p>Still, I&#8217;m gonna miss that cup. </p>
<p><LI>Just when I think our president can&#8217;t be any further removed from reality, he finds new ways to widen the gap. </p>
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<p>South Korea wants to sell a bunch of old (read: antique) Korean war rifles that were used by US servicemen.  Most of these are M1 Garands, a 30-06, semi automatic rifle that&#8217;s about as long (and weighs about the same) as a fence post.  The Obama administration is afraid that the might “fall into the wrong hands.” </p>
<p>Yeah, I mean with AK-47s, MAC 10s, MP5s and Uzis becoming so hard to get ahold of, it makes sense that drug dealers, bank robbers and other sundry criminals would try to get their hands on rifles that are about 3 ½ feet long (two feet is barrel) and weigh in at just over 9 pounds.  We hear about people getting robbed and shot with these all time. </p>
<p>Other than “dumbass” I can&#8217;t come up with anything appropriate. </p>
<p><LI>I can sure do without my cellular provider sending me spam about my new phone.  Now they want me to post an ad to my Facebook profile and if someone switches to them, they&#8217;ll give me $25.  I&#8217;m just waiting for the survey one where I&#8217;ll answer with lyrics from one of my new favorite songs “I&#8217;m Pretty Good at Drinkin&#8217; Beer.” </p>
<p> Picture unrelated.  The creative team wants to get out early today. </p>
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<p><LI>I sure don&#8217;t need writer&#8217;s block.  </p>
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<p>Although I guess it&#8217;s a good thing that I has so few things to gripe about this week.  It&#8217;s actually turning out to be a pretty good week.  I&#8217;m sure someone can use all this rain we&#8217;ve been getting, but I know a few folks who would really like to get their last cut of hay in and some more that would really like to run a combine across their wheat before it rots in the field. </p>
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So, that&#8217;s pretty much all we get today.  I&#8217;m off again tomorrow (Oh, yeah. A 4-day weekend, bay-bees!) so tomorrow&#8217;s offering will be a bit late again. Have a great Thursday and be sure to drink your Ovaltine!</p>
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It&#8217;s Wednesday, September 1, 2010 and I forgot how much I hate setting up a new phone.





Hey,
I about busted a gut reading your conversation with Brian. Even though it&#8217;s a sad commentary on education, it was funny. 
Marv (I put the &#8220;oo&#8221; in wood!

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It&#8217;s Wednesday, September 1, 2010 and I forgot how much I hate setting up a new phone.<br />
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Hey,</p>
<p>I about busted a gut reading your conversation with Brian. Even though it&#8217;s a sad commentary on education, it was funny. </p>
<p>Marv (I put the &#8220;oo&#8221; in wood!<br />
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Hi Marv, </p>
<p>I was astonished at how much Brian was set to believe. </p>
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Hey, </p>
<p>I remember when Great Falls got its Sonic.  The place was packed for weeks. It&#8217;s like everyone thought it was there for a limited time.  I think the food is horrible, but the drinks and ice cream stuff is great. </p>
<p>Butch<br />
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<p>I don&#8217;t know what it is with Montanans, but they will throng to a new place like it IS gonna be there for a short time.  I recall when we got our second WalMart. Jeeze, the place was packed for weeks, like these urban hillbillies had never seen one before.  Given the scope of my disappointment, it will be some time before I go to one again. </p>
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Hey, </p>
<p>How come you don&#8217;t talk more about celebrities?  I&#8217;d love to know what you think of Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton. </p>
<p>Chastity<br />
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Hi Chastity, </p>
<p>I guess it boils down to what/who I care about and don&#8217;t.  Some of the gals I work with are up in arms over one of them (I&#8217;m not sure who) getting arrested for cocaine possession. I just never the personal lives of these people all that interesting. </p>
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<p>Wish I&#8217;d known you were going to be in Cheyenne. Would love to meet you in person. I guess I&#8217;ll have to read more than once a week. </p>
<p>Roy<br />
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<p>From the funeral service, I get the sense that we may be heading down that way with increasing frequency. I&#8217;m amazed at how much people have aged in the 15 years since I was there last. </p>
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Hi Elim, </p>
<p>Here&#8217;s a pic of my crazy neighbor, Winston. Could I get you to photo-bomb him into something? </p>
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<p>Great pic.  He&#8217;ll be showing up from time to time. </p>
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That&#8217;s it for this week. I was up too late, setting up my new phone.<br />
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:53:19 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s Tuesday, August 31, 2010 and so much for summer. Is it just me, or did this one sneak right on past? Jeeze, tomorrow is September.  


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It&#8217;s Tuesday, August 31, 2010 and so much for summer. Is it just me, or did this one sneak right on past? Jeeze, tomorrow is September.  </p>
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<p>I was gonna tell a different tall tale today, but as luck would have it, my cell provider went that extra mile and is now memorialized in the blogosphere for all eternity.  I got an email telling me that my phone is illegible for a free upgrade.  Just to be clear, nothing on my existing phone will be upgraded. It will simply be replaced by a better &#8220;upgraded&#8221; phone.  It&#8217;s like upgrading your computer by replacing it.  </p>
<p>I digress. </p>
<p>Whenever I see &#8220;special instructions&#8221; on an order form, I always make it a point to type &#8220;Remember the Alamo.&#8221;  It&#8217;s my small way of making the world just a little weirder for the hapless schmuck who has to read and process this data.  Up until now, nothing has ever come of it.  I&#8217;m confident that whoever reads it does in fact remember the Alamo, albeit briefly and life goes on.  </p>
<p>Not today though.  Within about a half hour of placing my order, my cell phone rings.  It&#8217;s some guy named Brian from the Order Fulfillment desk of my cellular provider.  Still feeling a bit punchy from driving some 1100 miles this weekend, I decided to run with it.</p>
<p>ME: Hello?<br />
BRIAN: Is this **** *****?<br />
ME: Yes, who are you?<br />
BRIAN: I&#8217;m Brian from ****** ******* Order Fulfillment. How are you today?<br />
ME: (Thinking he&#8217;s trying to sell me something to go along with my freer upgrade, I decided to Bartle a little Doo) Bartle dankum of a century&#8217;s times?<br />
BRIAN: I&#8217;m sorry?<br />
ME: Kay poe sowums and you say &#8220;marcum dansem?&#8221;<br />
BRIAN: I&#8217;m sorry, what?<br />
ME: You say &#8220;MARCUM DANSUM!!&#8221;<br />
BRIAN: Marcum dansum?<br />
ME: Right, right.  Now Get it on cam with the hot.<br />
BRIAN: I&#8217;m calling about these special instructions in your order.<br />
ME: (Hmmm&#8230; this could be fun) Yes?<br />
BRIAN: It says to &#8220;Remember the Alamo.&#8221;<br />
ME: Right.<br />
BRIAN: I&#8217;m not sure what this means.<br />
ME: You know what remember means?<br />
BRIAN: Of course.<br />
ME: And you know what the Alamo is?<br />
BRIAN: Yes.<br />
ME: So, what&#8217;s the problem?<br />
BRIAN: I guess I don&#8217;t under&#8230;<br />
ME: Where are you, Brian?<br />
BRIAN: New York City.<br />
ME: You do know what the Alamo is, don&#8217;t you?<br />
BRIAN: Yes, it&#8217;s some place in Texas.<br />
ME:  You&#8217;ve never been to Texas, have you Brian?<br />
BRIAN: No, I haven&#8217;t.<br />
ME: Telling a Texan that &#8220;The Alamo is some place in Texas&#8221; would probably result in you getting your ass beat.<br />
BRIAN: Why? Is it not in Texas?<br />
ME: You wouldn&#8217;t tell a Muslim that Mecca is some place in the middle east, would you?<br />
BRIAN: Texas isn&#8217;t a religion, it&#8217;s not the same thing.<br />
ME: To a Texan, the Alamo is sacred ground.<br />
BRIAN: Okay, but I still&#8230;<br />
ME: You know what happened at the Alamo?<br />
BRIAN: Some kind of war?<br />
ME: Yeah, kinda.  You&#8217;ve seem the movie &#8220;300?&#8221;<br />
BRIAN: Yes, with the Spartans?<br />
ME: Right.  The same kind of thing happened at the Alamo. A small group held off a vastly superior force for a time until they were overwhelmed and destroyed utterly.<br />
BRIAN: I see.<br />
ME: In fact, it was from the Alamo that the Spartans got the idea.<br />
BRIAN: Really?<br />
ME: Yep.  267 Texans held off the combined armies of Mexico and Persia for 12 days before they were massacred.<br />
BRIAN: I didn&#8217;t know that.<br />
ME:  This was waaayy before the Persians tried to invade Greece.<br />
BRIAN: I had no idea.<br />
ME: All the Texans had to eat were their coonskin caps and the three bears that Davey Crockett killed after they chased him up a tree.<br />
BRIAN: They ate their hats?<br />
ME: Yep, dipped in bear grease and fried.<br />
BRIAN: Yuck.<br />
ME: On the last day of the siege, they ran out of bullets and had to use rats and mice in their guns.<br />
BRIAN: Well, if that&#8217;s all you got.<br />
ME: Yep.  By the time it was done, all 287 Texans were killed, but they killed 818 of the Mexican and 940 of the Persian armies.<br />
BRIAN: Wow.<br />
ME: The last three Texans were Davey Crockett, Danial Boone and some guy named Chuck that no one knows anything about.<br />
BRIAN: Chuck?<br />
ME: Yep, that&#8217;s where the rhyme &#8220;How much wood could a wood chuck chuck&#8221; comes from.<br />
BRIAN: I did not know that.<br />
ME: That&#8217;s why about a quarter of the men in Texas are named &#8220;Chuck&#8221; or &#8220;Charles.&#8221;<br />
BRIAN: I didn&#8217;t know that either.<br />
ME: So it was at the Alamo that 287 Texans stopped a Mexican/Persian invasion of Texas.  By the time it was over, the Mexicans and the Persians started fighting each other. The Persian&#8217;s stole all the wooden legs of the Mexican General and set fire to them.<br />
BRIAN:  He had more than one?<br />
ME: He had one for every day of the week including one given to him by the Mexican king for taking the Panama canal away from the Aztecs.<br />
BRIAN: Okay.<br />
ME: You didn&#8217;t learn any of this is history classes?<br />
BRIAN: No, nothing about Texas.<br />
ME: You should call your high school history teacher and raise hell with him or her.<br />
BRIAN: I think I might. So you&#8217;re from Texas?<br />
ME: Yessir.<br />
BRIAN: You live in Montana now?<br />
ME: Yeah.  I lost a bet.<br />
BRIAN: A bet?<br />
ME: Yeah, I bet my buddy that I could get my commander to say &#8220;Who let the dogs out?&#8221; at my going away party.  If I did, my buddy had to move to Montana when he got out and stay there 10 years.<br />
BRIAN: You couldn&#8217;t get him to say it?<br />
ME: No, he got sick and couldn&#8217;t come, so our deputy commander came and he hated me.<br />
BRIAN: That&#8217;s too bad.<br />
ME: Yeah, when it came his turn to talk about what a swell guy I was, all he did was cuss me out.<br />
BRIAN: So you had to move to Montana.<br />
ME: Yep, just for a couple more years.<br />
BRIAN: I see.  Well, I&#8217;m still not sure how we go about remembering the Alamo as part of fulfilling your order.<br />
ME: Will you be shipping it?<br />
BRIAN: No, they ship out of California.<br />
ME: Oh no!<br />
BRIAN: What&#8217;s wrong?<br />
ME: California sided with the Persians in the Texas war of independence.<br />
BRIAN: Really?<br />
ME: They didn&#8217;t teach you any of this in school?<br />
BRIAN: No, not any of this.<br />
ME: Wow. In Texas, you don&#8217;t get out of kindergarten until you know the story of the Alamo.<br />
BRIAN: Well, now I know.<br />
ME: Okay, so if you&#8217;ll just be mindful of it for a time today, I&#8217;ll be satisfied.<br />
BRIAN: Okay, I will.  Is there anything else I can do for you?<br />
ME: Nope, that&#8217;s plenty.<br />
BRIAN: Okay, so thanks for being a ******* ******** customer and I hope you enjoy your new phone.<br />
ME: Thanks! Goodbye.<br />
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<p>So, my new phone is on its way from California and Brian is now a wiser man. </p>
<p>Oh and before any of my Texas readers get up in arms for my literary license, I think I managed to get at least one person to remember the Alamo.  Yeah, he&#8217;ll remember a peculiar version of it, but he&#8217;ll remember. </p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s Monday, August 30, 2010 and hoo boy, is it great to be home. 
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It&#8217;s Monday, August 30, 2010 and hoo boy, is it great to be home. </p>
<p>The only fright to report occurred about an hour into our trip when I nearly ran over some idiot walking down the middle of the interstate at 5 in the morning.  Luckily, I had my highbeams on and had enough coffee on board to be fully alert.  </p>
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<p>Okay, so while on a trip, it&#8217;s all about eating out.  We had breakfast at the Country Kitchen in Sheridan.  While the service was great, this proved to be dismal breakfast.  I mean how do you make tough pancakes? As to the food, about the only thing I can praise is that the coffee was hot.  Avoid this place. </p>
<p>Next, we had lunch in Cheyenne at the Sonic.  Having now been to one, I am a good deal less enthusiastic about our getting one in Billings.  I like a good Coney dog and would liked to have had one here.  Instead, it was overcooked and severely lacking in mustard.  The wife had their basic cheeseburger and reported it as being unremarkable, certainly not worth the hype.  </p>
<p>The culinary high point came when we went to dinner at Poor Richards. My wife and I dined here often while we were dating and I am most pleased to report that the food and the service still remains top rate.  The wife had her usual prime rib and reported it as being on equal footing with that to be had at the Feedlot, which is the benchmark she compares all prime rib against.  I had their braised veal medallions with portabella ravioli. This was awesome in every way! If you&#8217;re ever in Cheyenne and want a truly outstanding dining experience, they&#8217;re at 2233 East Lincolnway, and their website is <a href="http://www.poorrichardscheyenne.com/ ">here</a>. </p>
<p>Breakfast on Friday was at Cheri&#8217;s. I had their pecan sweet roll, which is just about the most excellent sweet roll I&#8217;ve ever had.  It was huge and swimming in sauce.  Definitely not Adkins approved, but after one of these, you&#8217;ll be throwing rocks at Adkins with both hands.  The wife had their basic breakfast of eggs, bacon and toast and reported it to be good.  I didn&#8217;t care for our waitress but I think that&#8217;s because I loath most humans until after my second, sometimes third cup of coffee.  About halfway through breakfast,  she became tolerable to the point that I no longer considered plunging a fork into her eye.  </p>
<p>If you crave sweet rolls though, they&#8217;re at  3609 E. Lincoln Way and their corporate website is <a href="http://www.sharis.com/breakfast-menu.php "> here</a>.  Hopefully, your waitress will realize that you&#8217;re hungry and not try to engage you in irrelevant discourse. </p>
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<p>Other than going for a funeral, this was a pretty good trip.  It was great having my wife all to myself for most of the weekend.  We&#8217;ll have to do this sort of thing again soon.  </p>
<p>Some pics from the journey:<br />
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<TD><img src="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm223/elimtevir/new/in-sonic.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"><BR> In Sonic<br />
<TD><img src="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm223/elimtevir/new/hicks.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"><BR>Wyoming has single and multiple use politicians.<br />
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<p>That&#8217;s it for today.  Have an excellent Monday and tune in tomorrow for Story Time when we&#8217;ll learn how being traumatized by toast at an early age has effected my political views. </p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 13:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s Thursday, August 26, 2010 and by the time you read this, I hope to be well on my way to Cheyenne.

Adding to the list this week we have:

Seagate&#8217;s Black Armor backup software.  This thing spews.  Okay, how long do you think it should take to back up a 92Mb XP profile?  [...]]]></description>
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It&#8217;s Thursday, August 26, 2010 and by the time you read this, I hope to be well on my way to Cheyenne.<br />
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<p>Adding to the list this week we have:<br />
<OL><br />
<LI>Seagate&#8217;s Black Armor backup software.  This thing spews.  Okay, how long do you think it should take to back up a 92Mb XP profile?  I could have done a direct transfer over my GB network in half the time it took this crap to do it. </p>
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<p>Setting the backup up in the first place is a chore. No fewer than 8 times it popped up a warning that I was going to access a share (my idiot Black Armor NAS device) I hadn&#8217;t provided credentials for but only gave me a place to input credentials on the last screen.  Checking the “Don&#8217;t warn me again” box just seemed to make it mad because it slowed down after that.  AND popped up the warning two more times. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m just glad I was able to fix the laptop and not have to rely on whatever this thoroughly mental software copied.  I bet it just grabbed the porn and left the rest. </p>
<p><LI>Still on computers, I am not having many love for Windows 7.  I had the roaming profiles working on my Samba server, only to have my test box go stupid on me.  The error messages switched back and forth between “The network path cannot be found” and “The network path is invalid” depending on which directive I changed on the Samba server. </p>
<p>Finally, I dropped my laptop on the same network segment and spent many happy hours capturing and reading packets. </p>
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<p>For some reason, the Windows 7 box was sending blank usernames, which offended the server.  I finally tweaked the right directive (no, I don&#8217;t know which one) and it started working again. </p>
<p><LI>I can do without news that John McCain won the republican primary in Arizona and will most likely keep his Senate seat. </p>
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<p>He&#8217;s not the kind of republican we need in the senate, but Arizona digs him, so there. I don&#8217;t have much room to talk, Montana keeps reelecting Max Baucus to serve the people of California. </p>
<p><LI> I don&#8217;t like it when images and videos serve all by themselves during site maintenance.  </p>
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<p><LI> I can do without the World Bank trying to crowd in on Captain Obvious. </p>
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<p>Here I thought the poor just needed more booze. </p>
<p><LI>I don&#8217;t need Spike Lee.  Okay, so I&#8217;ve never watched one of his movies, but I do recall some interview he did where he said his movies were made to remind white people that there are black people around. I figure I&#8217;ll go see one of his movies when I manage to forget that. </p>
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<p>He did however chastise Obama for waiting some 3 weeks before inviting to the White House the families of those who died in the gulf oil rig explosion.   So, the guy&#8217;s not a total doofus.</p>
<p></OL></p>
<p>That&#8217;s it for this week. I&#8217;ll probably not be posting a blog tomorrow. Have a great Thursday, a great Friday and a great weekend. RFG&#8217;s contract only lets him work on Fridays, so we have another special guest.  Take us on out, whoever the creative staff came up with. </p>
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<p>Uh oh!</p>
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It&#8217;s Wednesday, August 25, 2010 and my Dad&#8217;s birthday.  Happy birthday, dad!





Hey, 
I won&#8217;t miss Dr Laura either.  What amazes me is that people keep calling her. I&#8217;d love to have you make a crank call to her. I bet she&#8217;d have fun with Arnold. 
Jake

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It&#8217;s Wednesday, August 25, 2010 and my Dad&#8217;s birthday.  Happy birthday, dad!<br />
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Hey, </p>
<p>I won&#8217;t miss Dr Laura either.  What amazes me is that people keep calling her. I&#8217;d love to have you make a crank call to her. I bet she&#8217;d have fun with Arnold. </p>
<p>Jake<br />
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Hi Jake,</p>
<p>Actually, I tried a couple of times, but they screen the calls pretty good. Her and Samuel could have had a great dialog.  </p>
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Hi Elim, </p>
<p>Obama is a Muslim! He&#8217;s been carefully groomed to be the perfect plant to hand the US over to the terrorist without them firing a shot.  </p>
<p>A Patriot<br />
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Hi A Patriot, </p>
<p>Corey from our Creative Staff agrees with you. </p>
<p><img src="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm223/elimtevir/new/foil-hat.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></p>
<p>Of course Corey also believes that the government uses cell phones to implant subliminal messages into our brains to make us do what they want and that Mexico is secretly trying to become the 51st state. </p>
<p>Elim<br />
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Hey,</p>
<p>Time for more catfish bait!  Right before I got kicked out of school, I replaced the stuff in the hand sanitizers throughout our dorm with liquid comprised largely of catfish bait.  Boy, once that stuff gets on your hands, they stink for a while. </p>
<p>My new college doesn&#8217;t have any of these, so I think I&#8217;ll start a campaign to get some put in. </p>
<p>Craig<br />
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Hi Craig, </p>
<p>Okay, that&#8217;s a little funny, but I&#8217;m pretty sure that if I&#8217;d fallen victim to such a thing, I&#8217;d be kicking someone&#8217;s ass. </p>
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Hi, </p>
<p>Carlos is right.  Liberals don&#8217;t want to give their money to help the poor, they want to give your money! </p>
<p>Geoffrey<br />
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Hi Geoffrey, </p>
<p>I can&#8217;t argue with that, but I do have one question: </p>
<p>Who&#8217;s Carlos? </p>
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Hey, </p>
<p>Sorry to hear of your loss.  I know it&#8217;s hard to have someone pass away, even when it&#8217;s for the best.  We watched our grampa get ate up by several different kinds of cancer and although I know he&#8217;s free from his pain, I still feel the loss some 8 years later. </p>
<p>Peace be with you. </p>
<p>Chad<br />
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Hi Chad,</p>
<p>Thanks. I&#8217;m the kind of guy that likes to have just one emotion at a time.  I haven&#8217;t figured out a way to both rejoice and weep at the same time. </p>
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Hey, </p>
<p>Not hidden very well!<br />
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<p>Emily<br />
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Hi Emily, </p>
<p>Must be one of them &#8220;hide in plain sight&#8221; kind of things. </p>
<p>6 hand salutes for making me grin. </p>
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Howdy, </p>
<p>So you&#8217;ve been in your new job a while, but we&#8217;re not hearing much about the people you work with.  What gives? </p>
<p>Marv (I put the IS in Tennis!)<br />
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Hi Marv, </p>
<p>We&#8217;re still getting to know each other. Some of the gals still seem a little frightened by me. It might be because during the last staff meeting, I announced that the bile of the vanquished flows over my hands. </p>
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<p>I&#8217;ll probably do tomorrow&#8217;s blog tonight in that we&#8217;ll be hitting the road at the time I normally write my blog for the day. My blog software has a feature that allows me to schedule a release, so we&#8217;ll see how it goes. </p>
<p>Have a great Wednesday and be sure to drink your Ovaltine!</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 11:14:02 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s Tuesday, August 23, 2010 and right now, I&#8217;d eat a bale hay if you poured whiskey on it. 
Not really. I probably wouldn&#8217;t drink the whiskey either. That stuff doesn&#8217;t have much appeal for me these days. 
That wasn&#8217;t always the case however.  
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It&#8217;s Tuesday, August 23, 2010 and right now, I&#8217;d eat a bale hay if you poured whiskey on it. </p>
<p>Not really. I probably wouldn&#8217;t drink the whiskey either. That stuff doesn&#8217;t have much appeal for me these days. </p>
<p>That wasn&#8217;t always the case however.  </p>
<p>From April 0f 1984 to July of 1985, I was pretty much on a 465-day bender.  I&#8217;m fairly certain I did something in the service of our country.  My military records show me receiving an Air Force Commendation Medal for my “outstanding service” there and I was promoted to Sergeant during that time period.  </p>
<p>Strange, huh?  </p>
<p>I remember a lot of things that I <B>did</B> do there, but none seem to be the sort of thing you&#8217;d expect someone to get medals for.  On the other hand our commander was a drunk too, so maybe I&#8217;m wrong. </p>
<p>I remember him picking me up from the emergency room, following a terrible misunderstanding between me and a table full of 101st Airborne troops. Instead of taking me to the lockup though, he took me back to my dorm room and cautioned me about being too ambitious.  </p>
<p>I myself don&#8217;t recall a lot of the particulars and am going largely from second and third-party reports, so with that disclaimer, here we go.<br />
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About halfway through my tour of duty at Incirlik Air Base in Turkey, our shift commander announced that the 101st Airborne would be in town, having just completed some sort of desert training.  We were told to give them a wide berth and not stir up any trouble.  This is the sort of thing shift commanders should be shot for.  Telling 55 Air Force cops to give <U>anything</U> “a wide berth” on <B>our</B> base was the exact same thing as issuing us sticks and telling us to leave the hornet&#8217;s nests alone.  It&#8217;s one of them there “reverse psychology”  things you hear so much about. </p>
<p>So it was that our second day of break found me and my buds in the NCO club, fairly deep into our cups and feeling just a little more than darned pleased with ourselves.  In walked  5 guys, each wearing 101st Airborne tee shirts.  </p>
<p>After about an hour of swilling even more copious amounts of alcohol, I for some reason decided that not only was I singularly unimpressed with these Airborne chaps, but also that they were in desperate need of knowing my thinking on the subject. Assuming that my buddies had my back, I sauntered (probably staggered, but why dwell on minutia) over to their table and proceeded to give them a heaping ration of what for.  </p>
<p>To their credit, none seemed particularly interested in engaging me in light banter and pretty much ignored me.  I pressed on with a profanity-laden diatribe concerning my complete lack of regard for them, the US Army and especially the 101st Airborne.  Again, other than nervous glances, they paid me no mind.  I finally announced that they were nothing but a bunch of “slack jawed fags” and turned to return to my table.  </p>
<p>Apparently, this good-natured jibe was the threshold and I immediately found myself in a 5 on 1 fight. My buddies, whom I&#8217;d assumed had my back had instead adopted a “this I gottah see” attitude and remained firmly in their chairs.  </p>
<p>Now, I&#8217;m a pretty good sized guy and have been known to whip some ass in my day, but 5 on 1 was just a little more than my fighting skill could contend with. One guy I knocked out with a solid punch to the forehead and another I disabled with a great sideways kick to the knee. This however was the full extend of my having the upper hand and I was soon being pummeled from three directions. </p>
<p>Other than my former buddies, the rest of the club patrons joined the melee and we quickly had a real-deal brawl that would have fit well in to just about any western movie.  Again, I don&#8217;t recall much, but fights of this nature are pretty much an excuse to hit anyone you think you can get away with hitting. As a cop, I&#8217;ve responded to a good many of these and have more than once broke up a pair of buddies, happily beating the crap out of each other.  </p>
<p>I regained consciousness in the emergency room where the doctor told me something about a concussion and a fractured collar bone.  He pressed a prescription for Motrin into my sore hands and unceremoniously shoved me out the door and into the waiting arms of my commander.  </p>
<p>The major grabbed me by the arm and dragged me to his staff car.  He shoved me into the back seat and I pretty much assumed that my days as a sergeant were coming to a close. Instead of taking me to the hoosegow though, he drove me back to my dorm.  I remember him lauding me on my ambition and setting high goals for myself, but I also recall him cautioning me about biting off more that I can chew. </p>
<p>Turns out my commander also had a “thing” about Airborne troops.  As far as I know, no one involved in the evening&#8217;s festivities received so much as a stern talking to.  A few nights later, I was back at the club (although I&#8217;m kinda thinking I may have been ordered to stay away for the duration of the 101st&#8217;s visit) and encountered my former adversaries.  They actually were pretty good guys and we spent a fine evening regaling each other with our hazy recollections of the evening in question. </p>
<p>This is why I don&#8217;t go to Houston if I can in any way avoid it. </p>
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<p>In other news, the wife made zucchini pickles yesterday and they are double yum. Fortunately, the kids don&#8217;t like them, so I&#8217;ll get at least a few. </p>
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<p>As a heads-up, we may not have a blog Friday.  I&#8217;m leaving Thursday morning  for the funeral of a long-time friend of the family in Cheyenne.  Not sure if I&#8217;ll have time. I&#8217;ll try to get Thursday&#8217;s up before we head out. </p>
<p>Finally, best of luck to those who start back to school tomorrow! I know, heck of a short summer, huh?</p>
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<p>Have a fantastic Tuesday. Tune in tomorrow for Reader Mail! There&#8217;s still time to get a word in edgewise by posting comments about this blog to the FaceBook site about it <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#%21%20/group.php?gid=340277580820">People Who Love elimtevir.com</a>, or by sending your email(s) to: <img class="alignnone" src="http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm223/elimtevir/email.gif" alt="" height="25" width="200">.</p>
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