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		<title>Cork -vs- Plastic, The Debate Is Over</title>
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It&#8217;s Wednesday,  February 22 and it really works!</p>
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<p>Now if I can just find the button to turn the thing off!</p>
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Hi Elim, </p>
<p>I think you&#8217;re wasting your time in trying to debate someone who can just parrot the newest talking points on a poster.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m one of those independent voters that drive you so crazy and I voted for Obama.  Unlike a lot of other independents who did, I can easily articulate why I did.  </p>
<p>I can also easily articulate why I won&#8217;t again. Please forgive me if I don&#8217;t make a poster.  My reasons are but three: </p>
<p>1.  The economy IS getting better, but it didn&#8217;t get better fast enough or better enough, fast enough.  When we can get excited by a .3% decline in unemployment, over six months, we&#8217;re in some pretty sorry shape. I&#8217;ve miraculously survived 8 rounds of layoffs, but I go to work every day worrying that it might be my turn next.<br />
2.  The day Obama took office, it cost me $1.68 a gallon to fill up my truck.  Today it was $3.48. This is more than double.<br />
3.  Despite promises aplenty to the contrary, my health care insurance went up and this is AFTER one of my kids went off my insurance. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m still undecided as to who I support as a replacement, but that&#8217;s probably due to my being a mush-headed, undecided, independent. </p>
<p>Roy<br />
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Hi Roy, </p>
<p>Yeah, I probably didn&#8217;t change anyone&#8217;s mind with my rant on Monday.  I had to try all the same.  </p>
<p>I wouldn&#8217;t say you were entirely mush-headed.  I mean you&#8217;ve at least made the decision to not vote for Obama again and what&#8217;s more important, you know and can say why.  </p>
<p>Moreover, you can list reasons that pertain specifically to <B>you</B> and not just a bunch of vague, general proclamations.  </p>
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<p>Elim<br />
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Hi Elim, </p>
<p>It&#8217;s not often that I respond to blogs. Unless it&#8217;s particularly profound or blatantly silly, I&#8217;m content to leave people to their things, as I expect them to do for me. <img src='http://elimtevir.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>You&#8217;re mostly right on your response to the poster, but are 100% wrong on Obamacare. It needs to be repealed in its entirety.  It can&#8217;t be fixed and if you really listened to Ron Paul, you&#8217;d see that market forces should drive insurance and health care costs instead of another 2,700 page pile of steaming legislation. </p>
<p>Markus Maximus Ultimus<br />
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Hi Markus etc, </p>
<p>It&#8217;s not often that I get properly slapped down by a reader, but I&#8217;ll order an extra serving of humble pie for desert tonight. </p>
<p>You&#8217;re right of course.  Health care and health care insurance should be consumer driven industries and like all such things, cost less in an atmosphere free from needless regulation.  </p>
<p>That said, I think it&#8217;s reasonable to think that we&#8217;ll somehow need to be weened off the regulatory tit.   Something to keep insurance companies from going hog wild in the slack time between deregulation  and the natural assertion of market forces.  I see a lot of potential for people, particularly those with preexisting conditions to get dropped overboard in the transition. </p>
<p>Remembering of course that there <B>are</B> a few things that our founding fathers believed were the purview of the federal government.  </p>
<p>So that&#8217;s what I meant by &#8220;fix it.&#8221;  </p>
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<p>Still, 12 Hand Salutes for pointing out my error. </p>
<p>Elim<br />
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Elim, </p>
<p>The thing is that most people just don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s important to check things out for themselves.  So, some idiot makes a poster and a bunch of people just think it&#8217;s the truth. </p>
<p>Or, they might click on a YouTube video of some celebrity running off at the mouth and think it&#8217;s the truth.  </p>
<p>Or get sent some chain-letter email from someone they never heard of and think it&#8217;s the truth. </p>
<p>People don&#8217;t seek truth anymore.  They just pick up whatever &#8220;truth&#8221; happens to come their way. </p>
<p>I think there&#8217;s something in the Bible about that.  </p>
<p>Steven<br />
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Hi Steven, </p>
<p>I&#8217;m gonna have to make it clear that I don&#8217;t have any idiot friends. I have a number of politically liberal friends, who I view as misguided, just as I&#8217;m sure they view me, but I avoid idiots fervently. </p>
<p>With that cleared up, yes you are correct that a heck of a lot of people build their political views with some pretty flimsy materials. </p>
<p>What baffles me is that a lot of people don&#8217;t seem think it&#8217;s important.  For instance, let&#8217;s take a little pop quiz: </p>
<p>Which presidential candidate claimed that 10% of all deaths in the Netherlands are from euthanasia? </p>
<p>No fair Googling for it!.  Click on the image below for the answer.<br />
<A HREF="http://youtu.be/yn-eejMcmuA" TARGET=NEW><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img215/7919/diogenesv.png' border='0'/></A></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know why more people aren&#8217;t engaged. Is it apathy?  Is it cynicism?  Is it hopelessness?  </p>
<p>What gives, people? </p>
<p>Elim<br />
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Hi Elim, </p>
<p>&#8220;How much, I&#8217;m talking a numerical quantification here, is a fair share?&#8221;</p>
<p>10%.  10% if you&#8217;re a prince or a pauper.  No more deductions, no more incentives, no more tax credits, no more loopholes.</p>
<p>If a million bucks comes your way, be it via wages, capital gains, winning the lottery, finding it on the ground, or being granted it by a genie, you owe $100,000.  </p>
<p>If you only bring in $1,500 for the year, you owe $150 of it to the feds.</p>
<p>There&#8217;s you a no-brainer. </p>
<p>Eli<br />
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Hi Eli,</p>
<p>You&#8217;re gonna put a lot of tax preparers out of work with that!  </p>
<p>No to worry though.  I&#8217;m sure there&#8217;s enough lobbyist around to make a simple tax code complex enough to where the average taxpayer can&#8217;t understand it. </p>
<p> The argument of course is that a millionaire can afford a 10% bite a lot easier that someone on minimum wage gigs.  Taking 100 grand out of a million bucks still leaves you with $900K.  That same 10% grabbed out of minimum wage pay leaves you with  $13,572 to get by on. </p>
<p>That&#8217;s kinda rough to do. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img826/7268/ocgoingliberal.png' border='0'/></p>
<p>Not really, but if we&#8217;re talking fairness, I don&#8217;t see it as liberalism to recognize that taxes don&#8217;t hurt us all with the same intensity.  I think simply cutting the tax tables from 14 pages to 1.  I&#8217;m talking 3, maybe 4 tax brackets, with no graduation within and no difference between filing single or jointly. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure what this would do to federal revenue, but if we&#8217;re talking fairness here, the less the government gets, the better off we are. </p>
<p>I do however agree with putting the zap on all the deductions, incentives and such.  I&#8217;m pretty sure the free market can push money to where the consumers want a lot more efficiently than the government.  </p>
<p>Elim<br />
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<p>God forbid someone makes a buck in this city. Maybe they should take a vacant lot, install power so that the food trucks will have electric &#038; have all the food trucks park there. That way all the food is in one place. Free enterprise wins! Just sayin.</p>
<p>Deedee<br />
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Hi Deedee, </p>
<p>Miss you lots. </p>
<p>You know, that wouldn&#8217;t be a bad idea. I wonder what it would cost to buy a little chunk of space downtown and turn it into a street-level food court.  </p>
<p>You&#8217;d get killed in the winter, I think.  </p>
<p>Plus, you&#8217;d have to find the perfect location.  I&#8217;d walk a couple blocks for a decent Polish dog, but not a lot more than that. </p>
<p>No doubt though, the Billings city government would find a way to screw it up. </p>
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Good grief,<br />
Don&#8217;t know about your mom, but my mom would have shoved that note, along with the bill up somebody&#8217;s butt.  </p>
<p>I can&#8217;t even comprehend the arrogance it would take to pull a stunt like that and NOT expect to get your ass kicked.  </p>
<p>You have to admit though, this government expansion crap does bring a few laughs with it. </p>
<p>Ralph (Provider of The Ralph Effect)<br />
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Hi Ralph, </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure how my mom would have reacted.  I think somebody would have had a pretty bad day.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure how much of it is arrogance and how much is desperation.  If a it&#8217;s your job to find lunches that aren&#8217;t nutritious and you find none, some could say that you&#8217;re not doing your job.  It wouldn&#8217;t surprise me at all to learn that the Nutritional Enforcement Officer had a quota to meet. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img404/7020/aasskicked.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Yeah, and I guess it&#8217;s funny, in a train wreck kind of way. </p>
<p>Elim<br />
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Hi Elim, </p>
<p>I think the chicken nuggets thing was just handled badly. I don&#8217;t see a problem with making sure kids are provided with a healthy lunch or giving parents guidance on what&#8217;s healthy and what&#8217;s not.  Everybody wants to make this out like a bunch of jackbooted thugs coming down on a kindergarten kid.  </p>
<p>Sarah,<br />
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Hi Sarah, </p>
<p>Handled badly.  You think? </p>
<p>One of the last things a 4 year-old kid needs is the perception that their parents are less than 100% perfect.  Regardless of intent, putting the notion into a child&#8217;s head that some stranger knows what&#8217;s better for them than their parents is inexcusable.  </p>
<p>While I doubt there was a SWAT team involved, the message is the same; &#8220;Your mom screwed up.  Here, let us fix that for you.&#8221; </p>
<p>I&#8217;m no nutritional expert, but the lunch involved seems perfectly fine to me. If the kid showed up with a bag of Snickers bars, that&#8217;d be a different thing. </p>
<p>Plus, I&#8217;m wondering how the Nutritional Enforcement Officer determined what the kid had for breakfast and what she was going to have for dinner.  What did she have the day before?  What would it be tomorrow? I know enough to know that this isn&#8217;t the sort of thing that can be determined by a single lunch. </p>
<p>No, this is at best jackassery. At worse, it&#8217;s another not-so-subtle attempt at telling parents how to raise their kids.<br />
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Elim, </p>
<p>I have you now!</p>
<p>If your religion forbids contributing to the sins of others, how can you justify your support for gay marriage and abortion? </p>
<p>If kids are raised in a society where they think these things are okay, then you&#8217;re contributing to their sins. </p>
<p>Charles<br />
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Hi Charles, </p>
<p>Not so fast there. </p>
<p>For the 50,312th time, <B>I do not support gay marriage</B>. I don&#8217;t support abortion either. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img403/6305/thisagain.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Not opposing a thing does not mean supporting that thing.  Why is this so hard to understand? </p>
<p>I oppose banning things where there is no Constitutional authority to do so.  Trying to impose moral standards via law leads us down paths that we as a free people can&#8217;t set even one toe upon.   </p>
<p>We outlaw certain behaviors because they cause injury or harm to others. Running a red light for instance puts others in danger.  I&#8217;ve yet to have someone explain how a man marrying another man or a woman marrying another woman injures or harms someone else. </p>
<p>Using your logic, we should outlaw homosexuality because if it&#8217;s not illegal, then kids are being raised to believe that it&#8217;s okay.  While we&#8217;re at it, let&#8217;s outlaw adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, strife, jealousy, wrath, selfishness, divisions, heresies, envying, murders, drunkenness, revelings, and such like. </p>
<p>Okay, murders are already illegal, but I trust my point is made. </p>
<p>Nice try though.  Be a nice fellow now and go pound sand. </p>
<p>Elim<br />
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		<title>Mushroom Talk</title>
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<p><font fontface="TIBSGS" size="5">It&#8217;s Tuesday, February 21 and we send out thanks to rupert2802 for the lovely picture of an orange car. </p>
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<p>Some explanatory text would have been nice, but this might be one of those things where a picture is worth a thousand words. Whatever the case, thanks for the picture.  I will treasure it forever. </p>
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<p>While writing up the report for the incident, I found myself wondering if there was a book somewhere that lists <I>The Ten Worst Things You Can Say to a Cop</I> and if so, how the twit had managed to obtain a copy. </p>
<p>I was riding a flightline patrol at Ramstein, during an exceptionally pleasant spring evening.  Being mid-week and about halfway between paydays, we anticipated a dull evening and were trying to come up with something to maybe liven things up a bit. </p>
<p>As things turned out, we needn&#8217;t  have troubled. </p>
<p>We were parked in front of one of the aircraft hangers on the north end, listening to the radio chatter and watching people going about the business of putting the flightline to bed for the night.  Fuel trucks were going here and there, equipment was being towed around and a couple of guys were strolling about with a clipboard, looking at the various aircraft parked on the open ramp. </p>
<p>Chris thought it might be interesting to go check these guys out.  One of Chris&#8217;s favorite things to do was to show people a fuzzy picture of his cousin and asking them if they recognized him.  The picture was blurry enough to where it could have been just about anyone, but he thought it humorous to think that someone might recognize his cousin for someone they knew and then go warn them that the cops were looking for him. </p>
<p>Yeah, he was kinda strange. </p>
<p>Anyway, while debating if the security of Ramstien would be better served by our hassling  these guys or by our sitting in the shade, the personnel door to the hanger flew open.  Out jumped a a rather bedraggled, soaking wet female in a flight suit.  Hot on her heels were three similarly  attired males.  She made it about 10 feet before she was tackled by two of the men who then dragged her, kicking and screaming back into the hanger. </p>
<p>As you can imagine, this is the sort of thing that will typically get a cop&#8217;s attention.  We called it in, confirmed backup was en-route and went inside to investigate. </p>
<p>Within the hanger, was a group of 9 dudes, some of which were holding the female down while others were spraying her with fire extinguishers. We later determined that this was some sort of ritual observed by some air crews to &#8220;honor&#8221; a person who was leaving for another assignment. </p>
<p>At the time however, it bore a striking resemblance to assault.  </p>
<p>Chris ordered them to halt, which to their credit they did and then asked just what the hell was going on here.    </p>
<p>The presumed leader of he group had no doubt just finished reading the afore mentioned book and replied with &#8220;Mind your own business, bitch!&#8221; </p>
<p>Now, someone telling a couple of guys with  badges and guns to mind their own business is usually a strong indicator of the presence and consumption of alcoholic beverages. Adding the intensifier &#8220;bitch&#8221; indicates that alcohol consumption has taken place to the point where the lines of acceptable behavior have become as blurry as the picture of Chris&#8217;s cousin.</p>
<p>Indeed, one corner of the hanger contained a makeshift bar with tables, chairs, a barbecue grill and a keg of Germany&#8217;s finest brew. </p>
<p>Now, I have been called all kinds of things by all kinds of people and was seasoned enough to recognize that this was more likely just a case of &#8220;beer bravery.&#8221; Hoping to snap everyone out of it, I cranked up the &#8220;Sergeant Tevir&#8221; voice and ordered everyone to cease and line up against the wall.  </p>
<p>Rather than comply, the leader of the group grabbed up an extinguisher and charged at us, spraying for all he was worth. Just as the fellow got into range, Chris whipped out his can of mace (not the sissy pepper spray you seen nowadays, but real-deal, 1993 vintage, military-grade, tear gas) and sprayed our attacker, square in the face.  </p>
<p>Watching their leader fall to the ground screaming while trying to claw his eyes out had a rather chilling effect on the rest of the group who set an Olympic record for lining up against the nearest available wall.  </p>
<p>While I attended to their fallen leader, which mostly consisted of handcuffing his dumb ass, Chris separated the &#8220;victim&#8221; and was questioning her about the doings that were transpiring.  </p>
<p>I guided our hero to a conveniently place eye-wash station and managed to give us both a fairly decent wash-down.  As a side note, I had to go to the gym, shower and change uniforms from getting CS gas all over me while helping the guy. </p>
<p>Just as I finished nearly drowning the  group leader,  our backup arrived and we spent the next few hours taking statements and getting all the he-said, she-said sorted out. </p>
<p>Now, I was all for writing this up as a plain-Jane, alcohol-got-the-best-of-someone report and letting the First Sergeants do their thing.  I pretty much figured that getting a snoot full of mace, followed by nearly drowning would be punishment sufficient enough  to deter behavior of this sort in the future. I know that getting just a little mace on me was enough to make me not want to go out of my way for a face-full of the stuff. </p>
<p>But, no.  </p>
<p>According to our Ops Officer, including the word &#8220;bitch&#8221; in our report warranted the use of an &#8220;OBSCENE&#8221; cover sheet for our reports.</p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img35/8572/obscenej.png' border='0'/> </p>
<p>99.99% of the time, incident reports made their way up the chain of command without a great deal of hubbub.  Every commander had some low-level functionary whose job it was to read these and pass on anything of particular interest, but using the &#8220;OBSCENE&#8221; cover sheet ensured that everyone who came within 3 meters of it would read it and (more often than not) attach comments.  </p>
<p>Which had to be replied to, depending on who was making the comment and whether or not they could make things difficult for our commander.  Which meant that for the next three weeks, Chris and I were summoned to our commander&#8217;s office to &#8220;clarify&#8221; something in our reports. </p>
<p>The commander of the mace recipient (Major Hablish) was a particular bother.  His contention was that we should have indeed minded our own business as if seeing some woman being bodily dragged away by three guys was something fairly common on the flightline.  He and our commander (Major Rayburn) played memo-tag daily. Note that the this sent the entire package up our chain of command, then down theirs, back up their&#8217;s and down ours.  This meant that it crossed our Group Commander&#8217;s desk every day, sometimes twice a day, depending on the intra-base mail system.  </p>
<p>The Colonel finally had enough and summoned everyone even remotely involved to his conference room.  Here he made things uncomfortable for everyone (everyone but us) for an hour or so.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;ve often wondered if it would&#8217;ve been simpler to just shoot the guy. I know by the time the Colonel got done with everyone, I was seriously contemplating it.<br />
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		<title>The Land of Wine and Cheese</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 11:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Monday, February 20, 2012 and something, something, something. I rarely comment on stuff posted to Facebook. Unless it&#8217;s particularly profound or blatantly silly, I&#8217;m content to leave people to their things, as I expect them to do for me. Last week however, a friend of mine posted something that I feel warrants a response: [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s Monday,   February 20, 2012 and something, something, something. </p>
<p><img src='http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1885/thingsandsuch.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>I rarely comment on stuff posted to Facebook.  Unless it&#8217;s particularly profound or blatantly silly, I&#8217;m content to leave people to their things, as I expect them to do for me. </p>
<p>Last week however, a friend of mine posted something that I feel warrants a response:</p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img10/7866/whyeye.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Okay, so go back and read that carefully. </p>
<p>Ready? </p>
<p>Here we go&#8230;<br />
<OL><br />
<LI>Yes, President Obama is the first politician to do something about health care reform.  </p>
<p>Captain Edward John Smith was also the first captain to ram a passenger ship into an iceberg. </p>
<p> Yep Obamacare (sorry, I still call it that) does prohibit exclusion for pre-existing conditions and this is a good thing.  It also let us keep our kids on our insurance for longer, which likewise is a good thing. While making health care &#8220;affordable for small businesses&#8221; is yet to be seen, (the part that gives gives tax credits to <U>qualified</U> small businesses doesn&#8217;t take effect until 2014) it has effectively raised health insurance costs for at least one family that I know of, mine.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s not a good thing. </p>
<p>By letting the health insurance industry write the bill and then effectively ramming it down everyone&#8217;s throats, we&#8217;re discovering all sorts of gems, such as requiring faith-based employers to provide health care insurance that includes things (birth control) that are contrary to their tenets of faith. </p>
<p><iframe width="500" height="375" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hV-05TLiiLU?fs=1&#038;feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p>So, I&#8217;m probably guessing that insurance execs are dancing in the streets. </p>
<p><LI>Yep, he&#8217;s ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  There is a fairly substantial difference between <U>ending</U> a war and <U>winning</U> a war. If we&#8217;ve won, then when exactly did our enemies surrender? In my military training, we were taught an enemy is defeated when they no longer have the will or the means to resist.  Has either of these been achieved?  If so, precisely when did either of these happen?  </p>
<p>Now, don&#8217;t mistake this for some weird, right-wing war mongering, but how is simply <I>ending</I> a war sans victory something we want to crow about?  </p>
<p>One note of praise here is that President Obama hasn&#8217;t seemed particularly squeamish when we get a terrorist or pirate in our sights.  He&#8217;s been top-drawer when it comes to giving the order to whack the bad guys and as much as my fellow conservatives don&#8217;t want to, I give him huge props here. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img52/1379/badassobama.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p><LI>Preventive health care?  Are we talking about mammograms, pap smears and annual dental checkups?  If so, I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;ll find anyone who thinks that women should not have access to these.  Even free access to women who can&#8217;t afford it.  Well, it&#8217;s not free in that someone has to pay for it, but we&#8217;ll just roll that into why my health care insurance costs went up.  </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img839/413/addingmachine.png' border='0'/></p>
<p>If however (and as I suspect) we&#8217;re talking about birth control and abortion, well then we should probably say so.  Requiring employers to select insurance that includes contraceptives and abortions when these run contrary to the employer&#8217;s religious beliefs is a clear assault on both religion and the 1st Amendment of our Constitution.  </p>
<p>No, shut up.  That&#8217;s precisely what it is.  A woman&#8217;s right to do something does not trump my right to obey the commands of my God.  If my religion forbids facilitating the sins of others, where exactly does the US Constitution permit the President to require it of me?  </p>
<p>Because it&#8217;s a &#8220;womens&#8217; rights&#8221; thing, I&#8217;m just supposed to overlook that?  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not saying a woman doesn&#8217;t have the right to use contraception or even to have an abortion.  That however isn&#8217;t the issue at all.  The issue is the President of the United States telling people which religious beliefs they can practice and which they can not. </p>
<p><LI>Who doesn&#8217;t think that?  Again,  disingenuous, liberal rhetoric attempts to make something be what it is not.   Had the poster maker actually read the bill they would see that it does 4 things, none of which apply specifically to women:<br />
<OL><br />
<LI>Overturns the US Supreme Court Decision <U>Ledbetter v, Goodyear Tire &#038; Rubber Company</U> which basically set a six month time frame in which a  worker must file suit for cases of discrimination where compensation is concerned.<br />
<LI>Resets the 180 day clock every time a worker is given a discriminatory paycheck.<br />
<LI>Retained the two-year limit on awards regarding discriminatory pay.<br />
<LI>Restored Congressional intent regarding the Civil Rights Act of 1991.<br />
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<p>As to gays in the military, this was something that was inevitable.  I&#8217;ll grant that President Obama gave the order, but I don&#8217;t see a lot of value in crediting him with something that was gonna happen anyway. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img513/8760/inevitability.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p><LI>Yep, he&#8217;s investing alright.  Investing our dough in outfits that go bust within a few months. Since you won&#8217;t hear about it on CNN, CBS or MSNBC, do yourself a favor and Google for Solyndra, LA-RICS and Ener1.  </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img696/5509/srslytrain.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Any other investment manager would be out on his ear for these kinds of failures, but hey, if that&#8217;s a horn you want to toot, I&#8217;ll sing right along. </p>
<p><LI>How&#8217;s about <B>fixing</B> No Child Left Behind?  I mean I don&#8217;t want our next president to outright repeal Obamacare, I want him to fix the damned thing! What the hell is wrong with this guy that he won&#8217;t even try to fix something that&#8217;s this busted when it&#8217;s something this important?  I could have forgiven a truckload of his bullshit if he&#8217;d have just put <I>some</I> effort in to fixing our education system.  </p>
<p>You want to talk about equality? Fine with me.  How&#8217;s about a kid in Isola, Mississippi getting the same quality of education as a kid in Staten Island, New York?  And I <B>don&#8217;t</B> mean reducing the quality of the one in New York either. </p>
<p>I honestly think there is a deliberate effort, from both sides to keep most of us stupid.  Absent pure luck or the charity of others, dumb people can&#8217;t prosper.  Elected representatives from both parties seem to have little if any interest in fixing our education system and that should infuriate us. Granting the waivers is something that can be praised, but dammit Mr President! Why not just fix the damned thing?</p>
<p>As to making college more available, the federal government is actually making it cost more.  Sure, during his State of the Union Address, he pitched a bitch about tuition costs, but as long as the federal student loan program is running wide-open, there&#8217;s not a thing that prevents state-run colleges and universities from jacking up the prices.  Not when federally subsidized loans are gonna cover it.  </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img192/250/seehow.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>No, Mister President, you&#8217;re doing it wrong. </p>
<p><LI>Okay, I&#8217;ll bite. How much, I&#8217;m talking a numerical quantification here, is a fair share?  </p>
<p>According to <A HREF="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=125997180" TARGET=NEW>this</A> article on NPR, people with incomes of more that $500K a year, provide about 24% of all income tax revenues. That&#8217;s about 1% of our population, carrying about 1/4th of the load. </p>
<p>Bringing it a little closer to home, people with incomes of more than $100K provide about 70% of income tax revenue.  </p>
<p>Meaning that all the people who earn less than that are coughing up only 30% of all tax revenues.  </p>
<p>About half of us wind up not paying any federal income tax at all.  </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img812/6112/paymore.gif' border='0'/></p>
<p>Yeah, but how much more and who?  These are questions that we can&#8217;t seem to get an answer to. </p>
<p>And since we&#8217;re talking about fair share here, is there anyone who should pay less and if so, how much less? </p>
<p>I know, I know, I&#8217;m arguing with a mantra here, but I had to try.</p>
<p>Oh wait a minute.  Are we talking about capital gains taxes here?  Since most of us don&#8217;t earn a lot of income from capital gains, it might benefit us to read this <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_gains_tax_in_the_United_States" TARGET=NEW>Wikipedia article</A> on the subject.  </p>
<p>Done?  Okay, so let&#8217;s talk about that.  </p>
<p>So let&#8217;s say that Daddy Warbucks earns a million bucks his long-term capital gains.  He&#8217;s gonna fork over 15% of that ($150,000) come tax time.  In order to get the long-term rate, he&#8217;s got to tie up those investments for a period of time.  Meaning that it&#8217;s not available to him.  He has it invested in this and that and if he cashes it out too soon, he&#8217;s on the hook for more than a third in tax burden. </p>
<p>Reckon there&#8217;s a reason for this? </p>
<p>No, come on.  Quit chanting and think about it.  Why is there a tax incentive to leave your money invested for a longer period of time?</p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img4/2832/captainobviousencourage.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Very good, Captain!  To encourage people to keep their money invested in longer-term ventures.  And why is this something to be encouraged? </p>
<p>Come on, really? You need this explained?  </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img807/5954/stability.gif' border='0'/></p>
<p>Thank you, Angry Teen.  I&#8217;m glad to see at least the cast of characters is paying attention. </p>
<p>We also gotta remember that the money that Daddy Warbucks invested to get his million dollar payday is money that he already had to obtain in some way.  Unless he stole it, printed it himself or conjured it up out of thin air, that&#8217;s money he had to in some way, pay taxes on when he obtained it initially. </p>
<p>So at least some of that dough is taxed at least twice. </p>
<p>Now, let&#8217;s say Daddy Warbucks has bad year and loses a million bucks on his investment.  Would you be surprised to learn that he can only claim $3,000 of that on his tax return? 	</p>
<p>So the question now is, how much is fair?  If you raise the tax rate, Daddy Warbucks and his buddies are gonna start shipping their investments overseas, to countries with a more favorable tax environment.  Simply put, they&#8217;re not gonna pay more if they don&#8217;t have to. </p>
<p>Still a no-brainer, or is this just a little more complex than what can be covered by chanting &#8220;tax the rich?&#8221;  </p>
<p><LI> Glad you saved the best for last.  </p>
<p>Yep again, I&#8217;ll agree that President Obama inherited a real mess with the economy. If you&#8217;re at all familiar with any of my previous postings, you&#8217;ll know that I railed against Bush&#8217;s economic polices, probably even more harshly that a lot of liberals. </p>
<p>That being said, is it reasonable to blame the <B>current</B> situation on Bush? </p>
<p>President Obama has had three years to fix it and for two of those years, he had a democratic majority in Congress.  No one expected him to turn around anything in a day, but come on now, he&#8217;s had 1,146 days.  Yes, I&#8217;ll grant that the economy is showing <I><B>some</B></I> signs of improvement, I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s unreasonable to expect that we&#8217;d be further along than we are. </p>
<p>I mean if you want to take a hard look at things, examine the growth in GDP during the Obama&#8217;s presidency and then give some more thought to whether or not we&#8217;re on a reasonable path to recovery.  </p>
<p>But let&#8217;s talk about those 2.6 million private sector jobs he&#8217;s added. </p>
<p>Explain to me exactly how the President of the United States can add even 1 private sector job.  </p>
<p>No, come on, just one?  </p>
<p>Sorry, but the sad fact is that the president can&#8217;t create a single private sector job. </p>
<p>Now, if we&#8217;re talking about jobs created by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 , then okay. Even though congressional lobbyist wrote the bill and President Obama only signed it, I&#8217;ll happily attribute the jobs created with this to President Obama. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img834/1444/atrapk.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Since it was passed, there has been about $507 billion dollars spent from this act.  For the sake of argument, let&#8217;s say that every single one of these 2.6 million jobs created were a result of the stimulus spending. </p>
<p>That&#8217;s about $203K per job created.  </p>
<p>Not counting of course the jobs that went away when Solyndra, LA-RICS and Ener1 went bust after being invested in by President Obama. </p>
<p>From some quick, sticky note calculations, I&#8217;ve paid about $260K in federal income tax over my 33 year employment  history, so if we stretch this &#8220;investment&#8221; out over time, the taxpayer will break even on this &#8220;investment&#8221; in oh, about 25 years or so.</p>
<p>Talk about your long-term investments.  </p>
<p>At the time the stimulus bill was signed, unemployment was 7.2%.  Now it&#8217;s 8.3%.  I&#8217;m not sure how else to see this but as failure.  There are some who want to say &#8220;It would have been worse without Obama.&#8221;  and that&#8217;s why we should vote for him. That&#8217;s like the Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac execs who want bonuses because they only lost $5.1 billion and not more than that. </p>
<p>Maybe I&#8217;m just one of those mean Tea Party types, but do we really want to vote for more fail? </p>
<p>Let&#8217;s move on from that. </p>
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<p>Yeah, sure.  The economy was in worse shape than he thought when he took office.  In all fairness, President Obama says they thought the economy had only receded by 3%, but later found out it was 9%.  </p>
<p>But come on.  To be <B>that</B> far off?  How many of us are gonna trust a mechanic who gives us an estimate of $300, but then hands us a bill for $900?</p>
<p>I mean aside from the person who made today&#8217;s poster.<br />
</OL><HR><br />
Winding up now, thanks for your patience. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know why it&#8217;s so hard for liberals to recognize what&#8217;s being done to us.  Try to stay with me here for this last bit. I&#8217;m about to get really simple and simplicity is sometimes harder for liberals (some conservatives too) than complexity. </p>
<p>If the irrational spending under the Bush administration is the cause of our present economic situation, then stopping what caused it is unquestionably the first step.   </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img864/5696/stopit.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Let&#8217;s say your dog gets loose and finds some anti-freeze that&#8217;s leaked from a neighbor&#8217;s car.  Anti-freeze is poisonous, but there&#8217;s just something about it that dogs love.  Your dog comes home and gets sick.  Now, your veterinarian recognizes the symptoms and tells you that your dog has anti-freeze poisoning. </p>
<p>So here&#8217;s a real no-brainer for you: </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img842/5435/thinkingcap.gif' border='0'/></p>
<p>What part of the cure do you think involves giving your dog <U>more</U> anti-freeze? </p>
<p>We can argue until cows come home, until they leave and until they come back again about <I>who</I> caused the economic  catastrophe we&#8217;re currently participating in.  However, I don&#8217;t think the argument over <I>what</I> caused it would last as long. </p>
<p>The problem will continue and can only get worse if we continue giving the dog anti-freeze.  Silly rhetoric can certainly win elections and if that&#8217;s what it&#8217;s all about then we unquestionably deserve our fate.</p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img545/4020/bustedbuck.png' border='0'/>  </p>
<p>Four more years of President Obama is not the answer.  </p>
<p>Unless the question is: What is not the answer? </p>
<p>Four more years of a republican who wants to keep giving the dog anti-freeze is not the answer either. </p>
<p>Unless the question is: Do you hate your dog?</p>
<p>So you can be proud of voting for Obama if you wish. Vote for him again if you really think staying this particular course will pan out.  I know how hard it is to admit that you&#8217;ve been <S>wrong</S> hoodwinked all this time.  I myself used to chug the political cool aid it took me a long time to finally realize that we&#8217;re not being told the whole truth <U>by either side</U>.</p>
<p>So enough with the copy-pasta rhetoric.  Check things out for yourself and think, really think about what&#8217;s being said and if it&#8217;s true or not.    </p>
<p>Oh, and do a little checking before you make a poster. </p>
<p>Or, you can always get another dog.   </p>
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That&#8217;s it for today.  Have a pleasant Monday and be sure to tune in tomorrow for <I>Story Time</I> to read how my cousin Rick learned to sing like Elvis. </p>
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		<title>California Screamin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 15:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Friday, February 17, 2012 and we&#8217;re back to this: Looks like the project I was on is wrapped up and I&#8217;m back to this job hunting thing again. Were not stupid, we&#8217;re &#8220;complex&#8221;: Because Orange Beef With sawdust wasn&#8217;t selling very well: Tomorrow&#8217;s Word of the Day: Fail Hey! Somebody just left this here! [...]]]></description>
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It&#8217;s Friday, February 17, 2012 and we&#8217;re back to this:<br />
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<p>Looks like the project I was on is wrapped up and I&#8217;m back to this job hunting thing again.<br />
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Were not stupid, we&#8217;re &#8220;complex&#8221;:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img855/8100/stupiditychaos.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Because Orange Beef With sawdust wasn&#8217;t selling very well:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img403/6132/nowwithbeef.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Tomorrow&#8217;s Word of the Day: Fail<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img853/900/homophone.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Hey!  Somebody just left this here!<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img715/4020/finderskeepers.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>You&#8217;re Doing It Wrong Guy is in &#8220;irony mode&#8221;<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img32/1554/ydiwirony.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>When life gives you lemons, make a pool table out of mud and sticks:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img515/1035/mudpoll.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Now to convince the wife to let my buy 3 pigs:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img822/6962/3pigsr.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Dammit, Flight 761! Stop showing off and land that thing!<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img593/8901/flight761.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>I&#8217;m going back to bed:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img19/3127/thosedays.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>How much for the meatless chinker?<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img207/5264/meatless.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>You think <B>I</B> got too much time on my hands?<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img827/9417/81671114.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Yeah, leave your bovines at home!<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img692/482/petcow.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>And that will have to do it for this week. Have an excellent weekend!  Looks like the weather will be agreeable, (for February in Montana anyway) so get out and get some of the stink blowed off&#8217;n ya&#8217;. </p>
<p>Be sure to tune in Monday for a special rant by Jennifer about prime numbers!</p>
<p>Take us on out, RFG!</p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img26/884/randomfactguy150.jpg' border='0'/></p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Call Me &#8220;Tootsie&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://elimtevir.com/2012/02/16/dont-call-me-tootsie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 14:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Thursday, February 16, 2012 and I are sad. I&#8217;ve somehow managed to scratch the crystal on my Bulova and there doesn&#8217;t seem to be anyone in Billings that can replace it. Yeah, I know, go buy another watch, right? Trouble is that I like this watch and watches are one of those things that [...]]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s Thursday, February 16, 2012 and I are sad. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img205/8686/scratchi.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>I&#8217;ve somehow managed to scratch the crystal on my Bulova and there doesn&#8217;t seem to be anyone in Billings that can replace it.  </p>
<p>Yeah, I know, go buy another watch, right? </p>
<p>Trouble is that I like this watch and watches are one of those things that I&#8217;m a little quirky about.  This one was an anniversary present and the wife searched hither and yon to find a watch that I would like. </p>
<p>In calling jewelers in this town, I actually had one gal tell me that she&#8217;d never heard of Bulova. </p>
<p>However, if this is my biggest problem this week, then I&#8217;m in high cotton. </p>
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<p><OL><br />
<LI>Every so often, I read, see or hear a news story that makes me:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img694/1886/menuggets.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Okay, so a pre-schooler at West Hoke Elementary School, in North Carolina had her lunch confiscated because it was not &#8220;nutritionally complete.&#8221; </p>
<p>The school&#8217;s Nutritional Enforcement Officer replaced her lunch (consisting of a turkey sandwich, chips, apple juice and a banana) with an offering of chicken nuggets.  In a further contribution to the utter douchery, the official sent home a note, admonishing the mom for not providing an &#8220;nutritionally appropriate lunch.&#8221; </p>
<p>Along with a bill for $1.25 to cover the cost of the approved school lunch. </p>
<p>My kids are all grown, but I can only imagine the wrath that would have ensued had one of them brought home such news.  </p>
<p>I would pay good money to witness the outcome if my granddaughter came home with such a note, complete with a bill. </p>
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<p><LI>I suppose one of the nice things about not working is the daily nap.</p>
<p>I enjoy a good nap. </p>
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<p>My youngest daughter&#8217;s beagle also enjoys napping and often does so beside my bed. </p>
<p>The only problem is that he howls in his sleep.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not talking about whimpers, whining and yipping.  I&#8217;m talking about full-throated, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got you now!&#8221; baying.   You would think that after two and a half years, I would be used to being awakened from a deep slumber by a howling hound dog, a mere three feet from my head, but alas, I am not. </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know what he&#8217;s dreaming about, but whatever it is, he seems to have it cornered. </p>
<p><LI>Finally, there are times when I&#8217;m truly disgusted with Billings, MT.  The School Board, the City Council, the County Commissioners, et al seem to be in a some weird competition to see who can out-stupid the others. </p>
<p>This week, it&#8217;s the  &#8220;Parking Advisory Board.&#8221;</p>
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<p>Francisco Aguirre owns a portable taco stand and sells fast and tasty food to hurried lunchers in downtown Billings. </p>
<p>Following the rules, he buys what are called &#8220;meter hoods&#8221; that lets him grab up a couple of spaces in which to park his trailer.  The hoods are available for $5 a day per meter and are primarily designed for contractors and delivery outfits that need to stake out a few spaces without having to feed meters all day and to get around the stupid 2-hour time limit. </p>
<p>So, Francisco pays for his hoods, provides a desired service and makes a few bucks in the process. </p>
<p>It seems that there&#8217;s some competing food joints that object to his being able to lay claim to a prime piece of downtown property for about $200 a month. </p>
<p>So, Francisco is now told that his activities are not what the parking hoods were intended for and he has to stop using them.  Now he has to find property to rent, which will undoubtedly raise his costs and in the process, deprive the city of a couple hundred bucks a month. </p>
<p>Good thinking, Parking Advisory Board!  We&#8217;re lucky to have an organism like you to make it harder for people to earn a buck in this town while at the same time, cutting off revenue to the city. We&#8217;re lucky to have such top-drawer thinking to arbitrarily enforce the intent of an ordinance in addition to its wording.<br />
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<p>We have startling news coming about Jim&#8217;s involvement in the unrerst over in Syria and you&#8217;ll not want to miss that!</p>
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		<title>Monkey Cam!</title>
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It&#8217;s Wednesday, February 15, 2012 and I still don&#8217;t like porcupines.  </p>
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Hi Elim, </p>
<p>What&#8217;s the big deal about requiring employers to provide birth control via health insurance?  Why should a woman be at a disadvantage because she happens to work for an organization that objects to birth control?  </p>
<p>Plus, what business does an employer have in denying birth control to its employees?  </p>
<p>Sarah<br />
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Hi Sarah, </p>
<p>Some things here we need to clear up. </p>
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<p>First, I have a big, big problem with this being made into a women&#8217;s issue.  By consistently couching this in terms of a woman&#8217;s right to do whatever, it puts the responsibility for birth control solely on the woman.  It takes two to tango. I would contend that the male has precisely 50% of the responsibility.  Turning this into a woman&#8217;s issue is nothing but at attempt (a hugely successful one) to disguise the problem and to deflect criticism:  &#8220;What? You&#8217;re not in favor of this? You must be a sexist!&#8221; </p>
<p>Secondly, no one&#8217;s employer is denying anyone anything. Working at say, a Catholic hospital, your employer can&#8217;t tell you or anyone else not to obtain and use birth control. My employer does not provide tequila to its employees, but has no prohibitions against obtaining and consuming it. Yeah, they&#8217;d just as soon we not do so on the job, but that&#8217;s another thing altogether.    </p>
<p>By successfully making this about woman&#8217;s rights -vs- the Catholic Church issue, we&#8217;re diverted from the true core of the matter:  That pesky US Constitution.</p>
<p>On Superbowl Sunday, His Obamaness had an interview with NBC&#8217;s Matt Lauer, during which he had the stones to blame his lack of success on our founding fathers:  </p>
<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s frustrated people is that I have not been able to force Congress to implement every aspect of what I said in 2008. Well it turns out the founders designed a system that makes it more difficult to bring about change than I would like sometimes.&#8221; </p>
<p>What the President doesn&#8217;t seem to understand (or care about) is that the US Constitution was penned to do that very thing.  </p>
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Elim, Elim, Elim, </p>
<p>It&#8217;s way, way cheaper for a health insurance company to provide contraception than to not.  The compromise rule actually works to keep the overall costs down for both the employer and the employee.  Instead of criticizing President Obama, you should be praising him for finding a bridge between the two groups;  a compromise that serves the best interest of all involved. </p>
<p>Sheila<br />
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Hi Sheila, </p>
<p>Two Hand Salutes for your correctly using a semicolon! Well done!</p>
<p>Let me see if I got this right.  </p>
<p>Forcing a company to provide something free of charge actually makes the company more profitable.</p>
<p>My business professor has got some explaining to do. </p>
<p>Okay, I&#8217;ll agree that providing contraception decreases the likelihood that an insurance company would have to pay out benefits concerning pregnancy.  Not a lot of Chinese calculus here.  </p>
<p>The problem is that insurance companies used to be able to charge for it.  Yes, the overall costs might be lower for a package that includes it as opposed to one that does not. Again, not a lot of hard thinking here.  </p>
<p>There is however still an up front cost here.  </p>
<p>The &#8220;compromise&#8221; prohibits insurance companies from recouping that cost.  Basically, they can&#8217;t take the short term profits any more, only the long term ones.  </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img405/7108/yunoaustrian.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Plus, there&#8217;s still no way around forcing a company with objections to birth control from selecting a plan that does not include it. </p>
<p>How exactly is this a compromise?  </p>
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Hi Elim, </p>
<p>I think you&#8217;re dead on about the timing of this birth control mandate.  By rolling this out now, the democrats are able to divert attention away from the issues where they&#8217;re getting pounded, like the economy.  </p>
<p>Hey, look at us!  We&#8217;re championing womens&#8217; rights in the face of the obstructionist, radical conservatives that want to limit freedom of choice!</p>
<p>And we fell for it. For the past week, the subject has dominated the news cycle, with both sides trotting out herds of experts to pontificate on the subject.  Discussion over the economy has been completely drowned out.</p>
<p>Ray<br />
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Hi Ray, </p>
<p>I think we&#8217;ll see more such deflection tactics as the election cycle plods along.  </p>
<p>Yes, the economy is an area where the president loses big.  I watched a bit of a Sunday talking heads show where the White House Chief of Staff,  Jack Lew attempted to defend President Obama&#8217;s promise to cut the deficit in half by the end of his first term.  </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img31/5018/lewmath.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>According to Mr Lew, His Obamaness did in fact fulfill the pledge because no one really understood how bad an economy they&#8217;d inherited. Obama really did cut the deficit in half because the economy was  92% worse than they&#8217;d really thought. </p>
<p>Yeah, we elected a president who was that far off.  </p>
<p>Good thing it&#8217;s <B>still</B> Bush&#8217;s fault!</p>
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Hey, </p>
<p>By endorsing Ron Paul, aren&#8217;t you really doing precisely what you said you would not do? Aren&#8217;t you, just like the rest of us mush heads, really just settling for the least of 4 evils?  </p>
<p>From what you&#8217;ve said, it looks like there&#8217;s more you disagree with Ron Paul than what you agree with. </p>
<p>Just sayin&#8217;.</p>
<p>Drew<br />
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Hi Drew, </p>
<p>I can see where you&#8217;d think that. </p>
<p>Yes, there are areas where I strongly disagree with what Ron Paul believes. That said, the areas where I agree with him are areas where I agree strongly enough that I can set my reservations off to the side. </p>
<p>For the moment. </p>
<p>Mostly because they will be irrelevant if the economic collapse predicted by Ron Paul comes to pass.  The other candidates all have great plans for rearranging the deck chairs while Ron Paul wants to steer us away from the iceberg.  </p>
<p>Not that it matters all that much.  None of the other candidates have dropped out of the race upon learning of my Ron Paul endorsement. </p>
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Elim, </p>
<p>I feel the way that you do, politically bummed out. I came to the same conclusion, the only one remotely similar to my ideals would be Ron Paul. I think he is the only one that knows how to spell constitution. Shaping up to be another sad election I am afraid.</p>
<p>Rick<br />
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Hi Rick, </p>
<p>I know what you mean about feeling politically discouraged. </p>
<p>The Republican Party had a golden opportunity to embrace and further the the conservative cause, but is choosing a wishy-washy, establishment republican candidate because they feel that&#8217;s what will resonate with the independents. We have a teachable moment in our nation&#8217;s history and rather than educate the voting populace, they chose to tell them, again what they want to hear. </p>
<p>Ron Paul is telling us what we <B>need</B> to hear, but the establishment republians aren&#8217;t digging it because it shows that they&#8217;ve been just as wrong as the democrats. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img9/9085/tunnela.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>I&#8217;m not giving up though. As long as Ron Paul is trying to educate us, I&#8217;m with him.  </p>
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Elim, </p>
<p>You call yourself a &#8220;Christian Republican,&#8221; while you&#8217;re anything but. </p>
<p>You claim to believe that homosexuality is a sin, yet do nothing to discourage its constant creeping into  our culture.  You want to legalize marijuana, without any concern what what it does to the community.   You acknowledge that abortion is murder, yet don&#8217;t support laws outlawing it.  </p>
<p>You&#8217;re no kind of conservative that I recognize. </p>
<p>We&#8217;ve too willingly suspended our Christian values.  There&#8217;s not even any shame anymore in having a baby out of wedlock. Thanks to your wanting everyone to be accepted and have equal treatment for their sinful lifestyle, kids are being raised in single parent households where they grow up with a distorted view of the family unit, one they pass on to their kids. </p>
<p>So quit calling yourself a &#8220;Christian&#8221; and stop calling yourself a &#8220;republican.&#8221; You&#8217;re neither in my book. </p>
<p>Charles<br />
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Hi Charles, </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know you, so  I don&#8217;t know if I can kick your ass or not. </p>
<p>But dude, I would sure like to try.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure what gives you the moral authority to challenge my Christianity, so I&#8217;ll let it slide. </p>
<p>As to calling myself a &#8220;republican,&#8221; if you&#8217;ve been actually reading instead of just looking at the pictures, you&#8217;d know that I really don&#8217;t consider myself a &#8220;republican&#8221; at all. Nor have I for some time. </p>
<p>I am a conservative and there is a difference. </p>
<p>I could try to explain it to you again, but I somehow get the impression that it&#8217;d be like trying to have a discussion with one of those Westboro Baptist loonies.  </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img213/5349/freddyg.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>But it&#8217;s your crack about single parents that really makes me want to beat the crap out of you. </p>
<p>Some of the most successful parents I know are single moms.  And yup, they&#8217;ve passed on their values to their kids.  You know, dangerous, un-American things like earning a living, obeying the law, treating others as you would like to be treated and active parenting.  </p>
<p>Yeah, there&#8217;s tons of kids being raised to be professional welfare recipients, but I just don&#8217;t happen to know any.  </p>
<p>So here&#8217;s your High Five:<br />
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<p>Next time you&#8217;re up Montana way drop by and I&#8217;ll redeem it personally. </p>
<p>Elim<br />
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About a year ago, I wrote a tirade about being annoyed when people would ask me questions that they could find out just as easily themselves. Apparently I&#8217;m not alone because I recently found a website called, &#8220;Let me google that for you.&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="//lmgtfy.com/?q=What+is+Let+Me+Google+That+For+You%3F"" rel="nofollow">What is &#8220;Let me google that for you?&#8221;</a><br />
Tyler<br />
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Hi Tyler, </p>
<p>Maybe you just look like someone who&#8217;s got it figured out. I mean why Google for it when I can just ask you?  </p>
<p>On the other hand, if you looked like good old Spoons here, people would probably leave you alone. </p>
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		<title>Bring Me The Happy Ax</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Tuesday, February 14, 2012 and a happy Valentine&#8217;s Day to you all. Sorry, that&#8217;s one of my favorite pick-up lines. It&#8217;s never been terribly successful. In fact, it&#8217;s never been successful at all, even when used on the wife. For some reason, she&#8217;s never found my creepy old man act all that alluring. Plus, [...]]]></description>
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<p><font fontface="TIBSGS" size="5">It&#8217;s Tuesday, February 14, 2012 and a happy Valentine&#8217;s Day to you all. </p>
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<p>Sorry, that&#8217;s one of my favorite pick-up lines.  It&#8217;s never been terribly successful.  In fact, it&#8217;s never been successful at all, even when used on the wife. For some reason, she&#8217;s never found my creepy old man act all that alluring. </p>
<p>Plus, I&#8217;m not all that good at leering. Just ask any of the gals at my previous jobs.  I&#8217;d practice my leering on them, hoping to develop a good leer to use on the wife.  The responses would usually be along the lines of &#8220;Are you okay&#8221; and &#8220;Need some Rolaids?&#8221; </p>
<p>Thusly encouraged, I&#8217;ve pretty much given up on trying to develop a decent leer. I still try occasionally, but the wife says it looks like I&#8217;m about to stab someone.  </p>
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<p>One of the most amazing things I&#8217;ve ever witnessed in my military career occurred on Valentine&#8217;s Day. </p>
<p>It was 1985 and I was halfway through my tour at Incirlik Air Base in Turkey. </p>
<p>One of the nice thing about living in the dorms were the &#8220;house boys.&#8221;  We called them that despite the fact that any one of them was old enough to be our fathers or even grandfathers. The house boy for our floor had a name that was impossible to pronounce, so we called him &#8220;Grits.&#8221; </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know why.  That&#8217;s what he was called when I got there. </p>
<p>Anyway, they were pretty much like a concierge that you&#8217;d find in a high-end hotel. For modest monthly fee, they would do your laundry, shine your boots, tidy up your room, summon you a cab or bring you food from a number of off-base establishments. </p>
<p>I forget exactly how, but Grits had somehow managed to annoy my roommate in some way. As a result, they began playing small pranks on each other.  Nothing serious at first.  Grits would deliberately iron multiple creases in Andy&#8217;s uniform pants and Andy would rewire the vacuum cleaner so that it blew out dirt rather than pick it up.</p>
<p>One of the best ones was when Grits slathered the inside of Andy&#8217;s boots with Ben Gay, which resulted in Andy having a case of the hotfoot for a shift or two. </p>
<p>Andy laid off the pranks after that, leaving Grits with the impression that he had won. </p>
<p>Only Andy wasn&#8217;t quite done. </p>
<p>Having girlfriend that worked the international switchboard for the base, Andy was able to call back to the states pretty much whenever he wanted.   As a result, he was pretty darned successful in being able to obtain all manner of things from buddy&#8217;s back in &#8220;the world.&#8221;</p>
<p>For the next few weeks, Andy drove everyone nuts, saying &#8220;It&#8217;s on the way!&#8221;  and &#8220;Soon, Grits will know my wrath.&#8221; He would never expound on these, leaving us to wonder what he&#8217;d managed to order. </p>
<p>After about a month, a package arrived for Andy.  He picked it up and immediately locked it in his locker.  There it sat for another week in that Grits was on vacation. Upon his return, Andy at last took out the package and opened it. </p>
<p>Within was Darth Vader costume, complete with helmet and a flashing light box. Also within was a flashlight to which was affixed a long, green plastic tube. A very crude light saber. </p>
<p>Now, this was 1985 and Star Wars had not made it to Turkey yet. </p>
<p>Grits&#8217; morning routine was predictable enough to  set your watch by. So much time cleaning the hallways, so much time in the day room, so much time in the latrines. </p>
<p>Andy donned his outfit, hid in the utility closet and awaited Grits. </p>
<p>Upon Grits opening the door, Andy turned on the light saber and said &#8220;Obi Wan has taught you well.&#8221;</p>
<p>Grits emitted an  ear-piercing shriek and slammed the closet door hard enough to jam the locking mechanism, thereby trapping Andy inside. He then fled the dorm and was last seen scaling the base perimeter fence, a few hundred yards from our dorm. </p>
<p>Despite our best efforts, no one was able to unjam the door and we had to call CE (Civil Engineering) to come and cut the door open. This naturally resulted in our getting a stern talking to by our First Sergeant, but he thought it was funny. </p>
<p>Andy still had to pay for the door though. </p>
<p>After a few days, Grits had calmed down enough to return to work.  When asked about it, he told us that while on vacation, he&#8217;d done his brother-in-law wrong on some business deal. As a result, the brother-in-law placed a curse on him saying something about being visited by a demon. Grits was pondering this very thing, wondering if he should make amends  when he opened the closet door. </p>
<p>Having never seen a demon before, or Darth Vader, he naturally assumed that the curse had come to pass and he was about to be ravaged by the demon. </p>
<p>Andy managed to get a few more laughs from the Darth Vader get up when he used it to run off a group of Turks who were running a jackhammer outside our window while we were trying to sleep.  </p>
<p>The next day, a curious edict was issued via the daily Ops Bulletin: &#8220;Whoever has the Darth Vader costume, please stop using it to frighten the Turks.&#8221;<br />
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		<dc:creator>Elim</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Monday, February 13, 2012 and I&#8217;m back to sitting on my butt. Maybe I&#8217;ll work (for pay) this week, maybe I won&#8217;t. As of the time of this posting, no one can say with any certainty. With two hours driving time, I&#8217;m afforded the opportunity to listen to &#8220;news&#8221; radio to occupy my mind. [...]]]></description>
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It&#8217;s Monday,  February 13, 2012 and I&#8217;m back to sitting on my butt.  </p>
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<p>Maybe I&#8217;ll work (for pay) this week, maybe I won&#8217;t.  As of the time of this posting, no one can say with any certainty.<br />
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<LI>With two hours driving time, I&#8217;m afforded the opportunity to listen to &#8220;news&#8221; radio to occupy my mind.  </p>
<p>Usually, about 20 minutes is all I can take.  </p>
<p>Driving home Friday, the  talk was all about the rule in Obamacare that requires employers to tacitly provide birth control to employees via the  provided health insurance, regardless of their religious beliefs. </p>
<p>I&#8217;ll admit that I don&#8217;t understand all the ins and outs of the issue and listening to Fox News, NPR and CNN on  my Sirius radio didn&#8217;t help me a lot. I can see how someone who gets the bulk of their news this way would become a babbling idiot.  </p>
<p>It does however make me wonder about some things.  </p>
<p>When this Obamacare thing was being crafted, who exactly thought it would be a good idea to include this rule? </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img29/3080/captainobviouskidding.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Of course, lobbyist wrote it.  </p>
<p>Wrote it and got it passed with nary a senator reading the thing.  Even <S>Montana&#8217;s</S> California&#8217;s Senator Max Baucus (one of the bill&#8217;s sponsors) admitted to having not read it:<br />
&#8220;I don&#8217;t think you want me to waste my time to read every page of the health care bill. You know why? It&#8217;s statutory language,&#8221; Baucus said. &#8220;We hire experts.&#8221; </p>
<p>So, some lobbyist, my guess would be someone representing the health insurance industry, got that language put in. By requiring employers to provide such coverage, insurance companies are guaranteed the ability to charge for it. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img818/4772/brilliantz.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>It apparently didn&#8217;t matter that religious groups would raise Holy Hell about it. </p>
<p>Followed soon after by people raising Holy Hell about the religious groups raising Holy Hell. </p>
<p>All aboard the Angry Train!</p>
<p>Like I said, about 20 minutes is my limit on listening to people rage about other people raging about other people raging. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s kind of ironic though, that once it became clear that this was really, really pissing people off, His Obamaness announced a &#8220;solution&#8221; by which insurance companies would be required to provide contraception to the insured free of charge. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img703/3457/scumbagobama.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>But, when you stop to think about it, does anyone really think insurance companies aren&#8217;t gonna just pass this cost on anyway?  </p>
<p>Anyway, so I&#8217;m driving down the road and start wondering; Why the hell is this an issue now?  With His Obamaness having the epically low approval ratings, how is pissing everyone off a good idea right now?  </p>
<p>So, I thought about it all weekend. </p>
<p>Not much on TV. </p>
<p>The answer popped into my head during Sunday breakfast.  </p>
<p>The timing on this is absolutely perfect!  With His Obamaness having such low approval ratings and an election coming up where the main issues are likely to be the economy and his performance as president (two areas where he&#8217;ll get pummeled) there&#8217;s a genuine need to change the focus. </p>
<p>More specifically, a &#8220;solved&#8221; crisis that demonstrates his ability to reach a compromise among groups with vastly differing views. Now his campaign can stir in at least one issue where His Obamaness comes out a winner, triumphing over the evil conservatives, while protecting a woman&#8217;s right to chose. </p>
<p>I announced my findings to the wife, who fixed with with her steely gaze and said: &#8220;Please pass the butter.&#8221;</p>
<p><LI>Okay, so I&#8217;m sitting here, minding my own business, when suddenly, a wild email appears from Montana Senator, Jon Tester.  </p>
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Dear Rich,<br />
Free and fair elections are the bedrock of our democracy. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m supporting a constitutional amendment to undo the U.S. Supreme Court&#8217;s 2010 Citizens United decision.</p>
<p>This controversial decision undermines Montana values, allowing corporations to spend unlimited money on our elections with no transparency or accountability. Under this ruling, even foreign corporations can influence our elections.</p>
<p>Corporate interests should not have the power to buy an election. Like most Montanans, I know corporations aren&#8217;t people. A century ago, in the wake of rampant political corruption wrought by the Copper Kings, the people of Montana passed a law limiting corporate influence over our elections. The Montana Supreme Court recently upheld our state&#8217;s historic law, and I strongly support their decision.</p>
<p>It will take a constitutional amendment to overturn the U.S. Supreme Court&#8217;s Citizens United decision. I believe this step is the right thing to do to uphold Montana&#8217;s values and put our democracy back in the hands of people, not wealthy corporations.</p>
<p>Please feel free to share your thoughts. As always, I&#8217;m interested in hearing from you.</p>
<p>Jon Tester<br />
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<p>At first, I was:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img502/6744/srsly.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>You gotta be kidding me. According to <A HREF="http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/geog.php?cycle=2012&#038;cid=N00027605&#038;type=I" TARGET=NEW>Open Secrets</A>, 70% of Jon&#8217;s campaign donations come from outside Montana. </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img207/561/testeroos.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>The guy doesn&#8217;t seem to mind taking in $45K from a Massachusetts law firm, or $36K from JP Morgan Chase &#038; Co.  But Jon&#8217;s trying to tell me that &#8220;Corporate interests should not have the power to buy an election.&#8221;</p>
<p>Then I was:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img190/4658/chansrsly.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>I mean if Jon really believes what he says, he&#8217;d throw this money back in their faces, saying &#8220;Hell no, you&#8217;re not buying this Montanan!&#8221; </p>
<p><img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img4/2580/testerdough.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Then I was:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img256/3360/laughguy.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>It then dawned on me that this might possibly be a troll, sent by one of the &#8220;Super Pacs&#8221; that&#8217;s pouring money into Montana&#8217;s senate election. Maybe it didn&#8217;t really come from Tester at all? </p>
<p>But, a little research reveals that  Tester <U>has</U> proposed a constitutional amendment to reverse the Supreme Court&#8217;s Citizens United decision. Plus, the email headers show it&#8217;s a legit email. </p>
<p>But now I&#8217;m:<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img38/9148/homerfacepalmw.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p></OL><br />
That&#8217;ll do it for today.  Dunno where I&#8217;ll be blogging from tomorrow, but be sure to tune in for <I>Story Time</I> for The Even More Real Adventures of Pan-Pan Man!</p>
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		<title>They Not Go Is</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Friday, February 10, 2012 and I&#8217;ve reached another benchmark in my drive to get back to what I weighed when I got out of the Air Force! Gonna celebrate today by buying a new belt! Maybe with a side order of peach cobbler. There are times I think that Google fails us: I think [...]]]></description>
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It&#8217;s Friday, February 10, 2012 and I&#8217;ve reached another benchmark in my drive to get back to what I weighed when I got out of the Air Force!</p>
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Gonna celebrate today by buying a new belt! </p>
<p>Maybe with a side order of peach cobbler.<br />
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<p>There are times I think that Google fails us:<br />
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<p>I think I&#8217;ll send that to my brother.  I bet he could make a pretty good sermon out of that. </p>
<p>Speaking of my brother&#8230; Mega props to him and his wife for being picked as <A HREF="http://www.emporiagazette.com/news/2012/feb/08/local-business-recognized-ksbdc/" TARGET=NEW> Existing Business of the Year for 2011</A> by the Kansas Small Business Development Center!<br />
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<p>Just when I start thinking that legalizing drugs might be a good idea:<br />
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<p>Okay, you&#8217;re just being a jerk:<br />
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<p>The President is getting annoyed with the Jedi:<br />
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<p>Who says engineers always have to complicate things?<br />
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<p>You can hardly taste them at all:<br />
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<p>A sure sign that the economy is improving.  Spinach now costs the same as rape.<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img825/1452/orrape.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>We&#8217;re moving our corporate home office!<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img210/787/wampump.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>No, that&#8217;s exactly what it says on the order form!<br />
<img src='http://a.imageshack.us/img252/4458/whatyouordered.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>And a 2-fer from our You&#8217;re Doing It Wrong Guy!<br />
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<p>And that winds up the week!  Have a great weekend and be sure to tune in Monday when we at last learn what was really in the bag that lady was waiving at Jim!</p>
<p>Take us on into the weekend, Random Fact Guy!<br />
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<p>Okay, so someone&#8217;s getting a little jump on the weekend. </p>
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		<title>Cracker Hooks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s Thursday, February 9. 2012 and according to the 9th US Circuit Court of Appeals, California&#8217;s Proposition 8 is unconstitutional. Now, while the 9th Circuit is the court with the highest number of reversals by the US Supreme Court, I&#8217;m thinking they got it right on this one. The ruling says in part: &#8220;Although the [...]]]></description>
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<p>It’s Thursday, February 9. 2012 and according to the 9th US  Circuit Court of Appeals, California&#8217;s Proposition 8 is unconstitutional. </p>
<p>Now, while the 9th Circuit is the court with the highest number of reversals by the US Supreme Court, I&#8217;m thinking they got it right on this one.  The ruling says in part: </p>
<p>&#8220;Although the Constitution permits communities to enact most laws they believe to be desirable, it requires that there be at least a legitimate reason for the passage of a law that treats different classes of people differently. There was no such reason that Proposition 8 could have been enacted,&#8221;</p>
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<p>Okay,  52% of California voters were in favor of the ban on same-sex marriage.  But along comes a federal court and overrules the will of the people of California.  </p>
<p>The real beauty of living in a republic is that the liberty of the individual can not be infringed upon by the will of a majority.  That&#8217;s why the courts are set up the way they are.  By suing the state, people are able to have the constitutionality of a law examined. </p>
<p>What the good people of California either don&#8217;t recognize or don&#8217;t care about is that the same liberty that allows someone to worship God as they see fit is the <U>very same</U> liberty that allows other to worship or NOT worship as they see fit.  It&#8217;s an all or nothing kind of thing here.  </p>
<p>Now, there are those among us that argue that it&#8217;s our Christian, Jewish, Muslim, etc duty to elect representatives and pass laws that reflect God&#8217;s will. The question then becomes: Whose God?  </p>
<p><img src='http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/2987/preacherg.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>Sure, there are certain religious beliefs we hold in common.  Regardless of religion, we can all agree that it&#8217;s wrong to murder someone. We can agree that it&#8217;s wrong to steal.  There&#8217;s not a lot of argument over whether or not it&#8217;s okay to trespass onto someone else&#8217;s property.  </p>
<p>The common thread here is that these are acts in which someone else is injured or, to be more precise, deprived of life, liberty or the pursuit of happiness without due process of law. </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not seeing how same-sex marriage injures anyone.  Who is deprived of anything by gays being married? Yes, homosexuality is offensive to some of us. I for one believe that homosexuality is a sin and that unrepentant sinners go to hell. While I am at best an enthusiastic amateur where it comes to scholarly study of the US Constitution, I&#8217;m not seeing where we have a right to be free from being offended.  </p>
<p><img src='http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/97/yodaoffend.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>So let&#8217;s put it another way. </p>
<p>Our Declaration of Independence states “that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights&#8230;”  </p>
<p>This means that our basic rights, our most fundamental and most precious liberties are from our Creator, not from our government and not from the wishes of even a majority of us. </p>
<p>Heterosexual couples can enjoy a legally recognized pursuit of happiness in the form of being married.  As such, this affords them certain legal status not available to couples not in a legally recognized union.   </p>
<p>Proposition 8 seeks to deprive Homosexuals of this pursuit of happiness. Remember, the pursuit of happiness is one of those unalienable Rights, that we hold are endowed by our Creator. </p>
<p>So where does the religious right obtain the moral authority to deprive homosexuals of this liberty?  </p>
<p>The Holy Scriptures? Be careful here.  This is coming dangerously close to having the state impose a religious practice. </p>
<p>Protecting the family unit?  Again, be careful.  Divorce is legal, as is marital infidelity.  Aren&#8217;t these abundantly more destructive to the family unit?  </p>
<p>Yeah, I know. Some of us believe that not opposing gay marriage is the same as supporting it. </p>
<p>Some of us are dumbasses. </p>
<p><img src='http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5136/yunohypocisy.jpg' border='0'/></p>
<p>If a group of people are doing nothing more menacing than offending you, then I’d say you’re in pretty high cotton. They’re not trying to kill you, they’re not trying to steal from you and chances are, they’re not even trying to offend you.  </p>
<p>Just leave it alone. Chances are, you do something that offends someone else. Get over yourself.</p>
<p>That’s it for today.  Have a great Thursday and remember that we’re usually late on Fridays!</p>
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